catdaddy66
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Lol
how about a meme generator thread...
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I totally did the towel thing tonight and I'm here to tell the tale!
So the wife was kinda bragging that she scored a twin pack of peanut butter at a steal price, then casually mentioned it was super chunky style. I gave her a long look and told her I hoped she liked super chunky peanut butter because I wouldn't have any [back story: I have three fixed bridges and chunky nuts get wedged under them; and in our 42 years together, she's never bought chunky style peanut butter. So, wth?]
She does an about face and retires to the living room.
A half hour later we were making dinner and she still hadn't said a word. So finally I asked her "Are you angry?" and when she confirmed the notion I draped the kitchen towel across the back of her shoulders, waited for her to turn around, and laid the "Now your Super Angry!" thing on her.
Could have gone either way, but two seconds later she started to smile, and said "Ok, I'm not so angry now". And there was peace in our time again.
She's definitely still a keeper...
Cheers! (...but I'm not eating that peanut butter!
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GrogNerd
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the BigHair & I dealing with the corona virus this past weekend
Me every time I’m sick
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catdaddy66
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Lol sick burn by the old man!
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GrogNerd
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I totally did the towel thing tonight and I'm here to tell the tale!
So the wife was kinda bragging that she scored a twin pack of peanut butter at a steal price, then casually mentioned it was super chunky style. I gave her a long look and told her I hoped she liked super chunky peanut butter because I wouldn't have any [back story: I have three fixed bridges and chunky nuts get wedged under them; and in our 42 years together, she's never bought chunky style peanut butter. So, wth?]
She does an about face and retires to the living room.
A half hour later we were making dinner and she still hadn't said a word. So finally I asked her "Are you angry?" and when she confirmed the notion I draped the kitchen towel across the back of her shoulders, waited for her to turn around, and laid the "Now your Super Angry!" thing on her.
Could have gone either way, but two seconds later she started to smile, and said "Ok, I'm not so angry now". And there was peace in our time again.
She's definitely still a keeper...
Cheers! (...but I'm not eating that peanut butter!
That all sounds so much like a reasonable strategy, but please realize--we're not seeing posts from those for whom the response was murder, not smiling.
They're gone.
Robert65
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Just Steve? Barista not gonna at least let him go with Maurice? That's cold.
I's thinking Maurice as well.
Knightmare1
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Well, It was Steve Winwood who they were calling the spacecowboy/gangster of love and Maurice after all
Steve Miller
Knightmare1
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right. brain fart on my part. getting old
That's okay. The barista doesn't know who either of those guys are.
catdaddy66
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LMAO!
Has been windy af for several days in NY.
catdaddy66
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Ric Ocasek is SPOCK?!?!?
Tipsy McStagger
Liquor Connoisseur
Yeah, middle age is not for wimps. At least we're still here.
There are discounts!
Robert65
Major Obvious (recently promoted)
When you eat dinner at the 4:30 Early Bird, you've got more time for drinking beer before bedtime. Which is right after "Jeopardy!" is over. So actually no extra drinking time. Never mind.They don't make it worth it.
Brew on
