how about a meme generator thread...

[NeoBrew]

Drum, maybe?

Definitely not Bass. Nobody appreciates that!

 

[Kent88]

 

[dmtaylor]

Somehow we'd always figure out the way to pick it up and survive.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Jayjay1976]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

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Elf anatomy is weird.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Jayjay1976]

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My wife gave me a jar of "beard amplifier," and it didn't take long to realize I can use it to amplify all the hairy bits. I personally think a plush pair of gleaming forehead caterpillars enhance my facial features. My wife disagrees, and regrets buying it.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

My wife gave me a jar of "beard amplifier," and it didn't take long to realize I can use it to amplify all the hairy bits. I personally think a plush pair of gleaming forehead caterpillars enhance my facial features. My wife disagrees, and regrets buying it.

I’m thankful that you’re not telling us that you tried it out on other hairy parts.

 

[skunkape]

 

[skunkape]

 

[Jayjay1976]

I’m thankful that you’re not telling us that you tried it out on other hairy parts.

I'm Swabian, so naturally hairless from the neck down.

 

[GrogNerd]

new Shimmer is a floor wax!

new Shimmer is a dessert topping!

new Shimmer is BOTH!

 

[Kent88]

I'm Swabian, so naturally hairless from the neck down.

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[Agent]

 

[Kent88]

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I am simultaneously angry that you are giving Jayjay an excuse to explain, and impressed with your knowledge of a great but obscure movie from something like two decades ago.

 

[balrog]

I am simultaneously angry that you are giving Jayjay an excuse to explain, and impressed with your knowledge of a great but obscure movie from something like two decades ago.

Keep calm.

And carry grenades.

 

[tracer bullet]

I'll be in my bunk.

 

[Kent88]

I forget who had/has the sig :

"She's our witch, so cut her the hell down".

I suppose I appreciate that on mobile we save screen real estate by omitting signatures, but sometimes one misses the personal flares we get through such nonsense.

 

[Kent88]

Edit: here's one you can use year round

 

[balrog]

 

[Rodent]

Edit: here's one you can use year round

Lister and Kochanski FTW!


It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

 

[Kent88]

Lister and Kochanski FTW!

Sometime in the last few months I put Cat's dream Tongue-Tied music video on the What Are You Listening To thread.

 

[Jayjay1976]

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Well we originally had hair, but it slipped away in an unfortunate maultaschen mishap.

 

[grampamark]

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]

 

[ba-brewer]

^need on those 4x normal rolls for overloaded

 

[balrog]

^need on those 4x normal rolls for overloaded

Wouldn't overloaded show toilet paper roll, duct tape roll, wrapping paper roll, and spicy tuna roll?

 

[Jayjay1976]

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Mariah Carey is still a solid 8.5 AND a national treasure!

 

[Kent88]

Someone get Jayjay to an optometrist

 

[Pkrd]

Mariah Carey is still a solid 8.5 AND a national treasure!

And like all national treasures you should keep her to yourselves. We're not worthy.

 

[Kent88]

If we have to deal with Celine Dion and Justin Bieber, we can export a little Mariah Carey.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Pile of treasure. Just sayin'.

 

[Jayjay1976]

Someone get Jayjay to an optometrist

I'll die on this hill. It'll be Cussturd's Last Stand, right here at Rancho Cacahuate.

 

[Kent88]

You'll die on the hill that

1. You had to give her a score
2. She is only an 8.5

I gotta say, I am a happily married man, I married a woman who is my "type", and is therefore pretty different from Mariah Carey. But even I, who would rather not attempt to summarize a woman into a number between 1-10, if I had to give her such a score, it would be greater than an 8.5.

 

[ba-brewer]

it would be greater than an 8.5.

8.5 because she seems like the type that might forget the bittering hops

 

[balrog]

 

[balrog]