How do I enter into this equation? I'm a young, virile, exceptionally good looking man.
I've nothing about which to complain.
You are a "borderline old fart" yourself you know. Once you hit that 40 mark, it is all downhill from there. I will give you credit though, you are blessed with a beautiful daughter.
Now, let me get back to hitting on Yooper. If you will excuse me.....