Haha, I hear ya! Anyone else, please chime in! Really need a serious answer to this question as I was hoping to begin making tonight.
Here's a back of the envelope calculation:
100 gallons of juice at 21brix that takes 7 days to ferment will produce an average of 8.9 cubic meters of CO2 per day. A worst-case tiny room of 10ft x 10ft x 8ft holds 22.7 cubic meters.
So if the room did not have adequate ventilation, I would presume that the CO2 would pose a hazard. However even a cheap bathroom fan moves 70 cubic feet per minute (2 cubic meters per minute), so having a fan to exhaust the room should safely eliminate the hazard of CO2 buildup.
Details on the calculation for those who are interested:
100 gallons = 378.5 liters
378.5 liters * 21% sugar = 79,485 g sucrose
79,485g sucrose / (342 g/mole) = 232 moles of sucrose
232 moles sucrose * (12 moles CO2/mole sucrose) = 2789 moles CO2 evolved
2789 moles CO2 * 22.4L/mole = 62,472 L CO2 evolved = 62.5 cubic meters CO2 evolved
Assuming steady fermentation of 7 days, then 8.9 cubic meters CO2 evolved per day
1 cubic ft = 0.0283 cubic meters