So the other day I take my 15 year old daughter out to lunch at our local Big Boy. They had a "build your own burger" buffet that we both thought would be good to try. It came with the soup and salad bar so we'd have plenty to eat. We both head up to the buffet and grab a burger to make. Now I'm not sure how many of you are familiar with Big Boy but they have a burger called the "Big Boy" and it has a sauce very similar to a Big Mac. Since this was a buffet, they had the sauce out there in a squeeze bottle. I'm standing next to my darling daughter and she decides she wants to try the sauce by squeezing a little bit on her finger. Waiting, waiting, waiting... and POW!!!!!!! I hear a loud pop and quickly realize that the sauce container was plugged. She kept squeezing harder and harder until it let go. Well, I'm standing there with my mouth wide open looking down at a large stream of Big Boy sauce that starts at the middle of my shirt and runs all the way down my right leg on to the floor. The look on my kids face was priceless... I couldn't tell if it was sheer terror thinking that her short life was about to end or if it was more the "I'm going to be grounded forever!" look. She didn't realize, but I was doing everything I could to keep from busting out laughing. I just said "go get a towel from the waitress." She took off in a sprint while I stood there just shaking my head. What seemed like 2 minutes was more like 10 seconds when she came back with the towel. I wiped off, finished making my burger, and sat down to eat. She stayed there to finish her burger but when she came back to the table she had a bowl of soup. She says "Dad, I got this for you cause I know it's your favorite!" This kid NEVER does anything without being asked/told so I knew she was feeling bad. I figured I'd make the best of it and asked if she'd go make me a salad with all the fixin's. "Sure, no problem" she said. Finally, after I'm full I look at her and smile. She says "What are you smiling at?" I tell her that I have been trying to keep from busting out in laughter at what happened. She starts laughing too and says "I thought you were gonna kill me!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! It was classic and I sure do wish I would have gotten it on tape... might have won $10,000 to pay for a bunch of brewing equipment! 
