5'11" isn't short, mister!You're short,
it's an innie. had you berated it for collecting lint, you'd be on a much stronger footing.your bellybutton sticks out too far,
given the amount of nagging she does about how i never call or visit, apparently i'm not enough of a burden on her!and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.
neither could i - the truth must be known.Sorry couldnt help myself.