martinworswick
Well-Known Member
whoever gets the answer gets to post the next joke!
what beer do chickens drink?.....
what beer do chickens drink?.....
ok,here it is...
eggsport!
Revvy said:Still hasn't gotten much better.
A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer. He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer. He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies "down the hall and to the left".
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer. Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him "well aren't you going to ask where the bathroom is?" The pig replies " no, i am going to go wee wee wee all the way home."
Bithead said:A blonde orders a beer.
The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them.
The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.
Each time the blond calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.
The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!
He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady. Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Duh,' says the blonde. 'He has a licker license!'
Cromwell said:Two yeast walk into a bar and order a beer.
One of them takes a sip and says to the other
"This tastes like piss!"
joeybeer said:Two pieces of rope go into a bar and ask for the bartender for a drink.. the bartender says " we don't serve rope here " The first piece leaves, the second grabs a knife from the car, wraps himself into a ball and starts stabbing himself, then heads inside for a drink.
The bartender says " I told you we don't serve ropes here - aren't you a rope ?"
...................(go on and guess)
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