Conversation at my mother's house...

[bernerbrau]

I have issues stemming from not having been abused as a child and being raised in a loving, respectful home.

M'kay.....

 

[bull8042]

Sssshhhh! First rule of ***** ***

Yeah, I know. I was just tossing a bone to the guy who has gotten 75% of his total post count in a single thread!

 

[IrregularPulse]

I have issues stemming from not having been abused as a child and being raised in a loving, respectful home.

"And in that home there were couch's on porch's. And it drove me insane one day at a time"

-The memoirs of a young Sheck-

 

[bernerbrau]

Yeah, I know. I was just tossing a bone to the guy who has gotten 75% of his total post count in a single thread!

Man, I know what people are saying, but you can keep the bone to yourself.

 

[shecky]

M'kay.....

And with that one garbled word, bernerbits learns what I really am all about.

I am a sad, sad person.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Man, I know what people are saying, but you can keep the bone to yourself.

Once again you don't know the true spirit. HBT is all about sharing....*creepyoldmanstaringtypevoice* EVERYTHING

 

[shecky]

"And in that home there were couch's on porch's. And it drove me insane one day at a time"

-The memoirs of a young Sheck-

Hey, this is not about me. And how did you get ahold of my transcript.

 

[bernerbrau]

I am a sad, sad person.

Fortunately, there's Zoloft.

 

[shecky]

Fortunately, there's Zoloft.

I call that lunch.

 

[bernerbrau]

Man, a 60-second lull? I might actually have to get some work done waiting for people to respond!!

 

[bernerbrau]

I call that lunch.

There's a bottle of tequila in the freezer where I work. We call that breakfast.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I actually responded to another thread and a customer email! Amazing how if you ignore them a little while they magically can figure things out for themselves!

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.

PRICELESS!!!!!

 

[bull8042]

Man, I know what people are saying, but you can keep the bone to yourself.

Yeah, I used to get that from the ex-wife all the time too....

 

[shecky]

PRICELESS!!!!!

Yeah, I used to get that from the ex-wife all the time too....

I have one of those, too. She liked other people's bones, thus the ex- part.

 

[bernerbrau]

I have one of those, too. She liked other people's bones, thus the ex- part.

You married my ex-girlfriend? ****....

 

[bull8042]

I actually responded to another thread and a customer email! Amazing how if you ignore them a little while they magically can figure things out for themselves!

I don't see how. I typed a single sentence and there were 8 posts before mine.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Ipankelweiss - What is this? sounds interesting

 

[bull8042]

I have one of those, too. She liked other people's bones, thus the ex- part.

You married my ex-girlfriend? ****....

DAMN! Does that make us all related?

 

[shecky]

Ipankelweiss - What is this? sounds interesting

Now that's a beer I'd like to brew.

 

[bernerbrau]

DAMN! Does that make us all related?

I seriously underestimated the creepy old man bit.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I don't see how. I typed a single sentence and there were 8 posts before mine.

I don't give posts or emails much thought, they come out rather quickly.

 

[bull8042]

Ipankelweiss - What is this? sounds interesting

WTF?!?! Someone enlighten me. I am afraid to do a search from here at work...

 

[bernerbrau]

Ipankelweiss - What is this? sounds interesting

Dunkelweizen with heavy hops and some brown sugar. It turned out pretty damn good. It's a word of my own coinage.

 

[shecky]

You married my ex-girlfriend? ****....

Given the difference in our ages, that would put me into the pedophelia range. Was your ex-girlfriend a psycho from upstate NY?

 

[shecky]

DAMN! Does that make us all related?

I think it makes us all retarded.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Was your ex-girlfriend a psycho pedophelia from upstate NY?

Oh aren't they all, Aren't they all!Crazy broads

 

[bernerbrau]

Given the difference in our ages, that would put me into the pedophelia range.

No, just an ephebophile. Which, depending on the age of consent, is not always illegal.

Was your ex-girlfriend a psycho from upstate NY?

...California originally, but yes.

 

[bull8042]

Dunkelweizen with heavy hops and some brown sugar. It turned out pretty damn good. It's a word of my own coinage.

Ahhh! ok. I was thinking it had something to do with a German chick with some sort of urinary tract problem. Maybe I should have read that as a single word...

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Shecky- I forgot the No offense Bud.

That's what happens when I have to work..

 

[bernerbrau]

I think it makes us all retarded.

HomeBrewTalk: Keeping it in the family

 

[bull8042]

I think it makes us all retarded.

Here, here!

 

[shecky]

Shecky- I forgot the No offense Bud.

That's what happens when I have to work..

No offense taken. I knew what you were after. I should have thrown a little in there, too.

I'm really, really, really, hard to offend. It's a defect.

 

[dataz722]

holy bejesus.... I stop for 5 minutes to answer the phone and it takes me 10 to catch up.... there was something that I was going to comment on but it was like 5 pages back now I forget..... dammit

 

[bernerbrau]

I'm really, really, really, hard to offend. It's a defect.

Fsck you, ashole. That would work so much better if I didn't have to bowdlerize my cussing...

 

[dataz722]

HomeBrewTalk: Keeping it in the family

ok, thats the first of things in the thread that will end up in sigs


edit---- changed my mind once I realized the lil browniebite said it

 

[IrregularPulse]

That's what happens when I have to work..

There's no room for you workers in here, you'll never keep up

 

[shecky]

holy bejesus.... I stop for 5 minutes to answer the phone and it takes me 10 to catch up.... there was something that I was going to comment on but it was like 5 pages back now I forget..... dammit

See, we are all retarded.

Fsck you, ashole. That would work so much better if I didn't have to bowdlerize my cussing...

Good afternoon to you, too.

 

[bull8042]

holy bejesus.... I stop for 5 minutes to answer the phone and it takes me 10 to catch up.... there was something that I was going to comment on but it was like 5 pages back now I forget..... dammit

There you go. Even Revvy acknowledges his limitations... Perhaps you should step back and let the "experts" handle this one... :rockin:

 

[bernerbrau]

Good afternoon to you, too.

See, that could be offended sarcasm.