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I drank a BMC light beer tonight.
It was well intentioned - it is what "they" had. It went horriby wrong.
I said nothing.
I feel bad.
I feel real bad.
 
Was it free? If so, you need to say thank you.

If you paid for it, you did everyone a favor by saying nothing. Feel good!
 
A week ago, I drank Coors Light. At a karoke club. And it was fun.

But I am not a tenor.

And I prefer craft. Make the best of any situation.
 
I never turn my nose up to beer when I'm a guest or when someone brings it to my house. That would be rude no matter how I feel about the beer or who makes it. Drink it, enjoy it and say thank you. No shame.
 
Stick with the homebrewing long enough and I guarantee only a first-timer would commit the faux pas of bringing BMC...

Cheers! ;)
 
I drank a BMC light beer tonight.
It was well intentioned - it is what "they" had. It went horriby wrong.
I said nothing.
I feel bad.
I feel real bad.

I drank a BMC light beer tonight.

I was at a party thrown by my in-laws.

It was well intentioned - it is what "they" had. It went horribly wrong.

The guests were unhappy. They wanted craft. They demanded craft. When they could get no craft, they went ballistic and thrashed the place. They threw the furniture through the windows and taped the cat to a tree. My in-laws were forced to strip and thrown in the pool.

I said nothing.

I could have stopped it. I could have reasoned with them. But no.

I feel bad.

Although... They probably had it coming. No craft! What were they thinking?!?

I feel real bad.

I tried to buy some craft on the way home, but it was too late.
 
I drank a BMC light beer tonight.
It was well intentioned - it is what "they" had. It went horriby wrong.
I said nothing.
I feel bad.
I feel real bad.

You must atone for your sins. You must drink 3 Hail Mary's & 1 St Arnaud & then say the beer prayer; then all will be forgiven & you will feel much better. :tank:
Regards, GF.

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I drank a Stroh's this weekend.

I bought it.

I wanted to buy it.

I had to go to three stores to find either Stoh's or Michelob Original.

Everything was fine until my keg of IPA kicked.

Damn.
 
i had a coors the other day, because i was the guest and its what they had. Nothin half a bottle of lemon juice cant fix. It does make it bearable. With no lemon, i seriously cant drink it. Makes me gag
 
I drank a Stroh's this weekend.

I bought it.

I wanted to buy it.

I had to go to three stores to find either Stoh's or Michelob Original.

Everything was fine until my keg of IPA kicked.

Damn.

Stroh's? I had no idea they still made that. They were huge in like the 1980s.
 
My dad offered me a beer. Bud Light, Coors Light, or the last of the Dos Equis he bought last Thanksgiving. I drank the Dos. It tasted like pennies.
 
I don't even believe you.


I wouldn't believe it either if I couldn't see it for myself.

I just went... 'Hmm, 20 bucks is 2 sixers of decent craft, 12 pack craft > 30 pack Busch Light.'

It works out as long as I make sure to buy beers that are 7+ percent.
 
Stroh's? I had no idea they still made that. They were huge in like the 1980s.

Yeah! It's the original recipe, before it turned shtty. ;)

It's fire brewed, so you KNOW it's good!

I loved Stroh's in the 70's. Even though I had a quart of Bud in my hand, Stroh's was always close by.

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