Common Core

[vanishingpint]

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle ?

 

[cjbalough]

Depends on the brand and grade of dill pickle

 

[SpottedDogBrewing]

Where does the grasshopper live?

 

[Natdavis777]

Are they free range chickens?

 

[vanishingpint]

Obviously the answer is six. Duh!

 

[brewbama]

Did the chicken cross the road before or after laying half an egg?

 

[smurfjuice]

How long was his leg ??? :beard:

 

[Billy-Klubb]

this is a trick question, y'all. the sandwich is actually filled with sand, thus negating the goats milk.

 

[BrotherGrim]

soup?

 

[1977Brewer]

TL;DR.

Someone forgot to carry the 1.

 

[Hoppity]

Someone forgot to carry the 1.

Too Long Didn't Read (TL;DR)

Yea, I get that in class every day.
Too bad attention spans have been so truncated.

 

[Calichusetts]

Your answer went outside the box...we can not score it, even though we can clearly see the correct answer.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle ?

6 according to the lettuce method.

 

[Homercidal]

6 according to the lettuce method.

I don't understand how this works...

 

[GarageDweller]

the answer is always 1, or 0.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I don't understand how this works...

You toss it and count what lands in a ball.

 

[BreezyBrew]

Everyone knows grasshoppers can't kick. Trick question.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I've got mail.

 

[Tin4]

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half how long will it take for a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle ?

6.

This isn't rocket science people.

 

[Alpotun]

What species of wood is that leg made from?

 

[BreezyBrew]

What species of wood is that leg made from?

Balsa wood.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

What species of wood is that leg made from?

Balsa wood.

Locust.

 

[Brewenstein]

42

 

[jhoneycutt]

We dont have all the info here. Where did the ET put the probe in the chicken? Obviously this helps determine the density of the egg yolk thus helping find the boiling point of the half egg. Once we have that the answer is staring at you.