cadarnell
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I think the label is clearly "Treading Water in a Sea of Retarded Sexuality and Bad Poetry" ~ST
Another reason why some "beer snobs" are idiots.
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lextasy23
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Guys can you please have the courtesy to shrink your pictures to around 500 pixels wide? It's really a ***** to try to read posts when we have to scroll back and forth because folks don't take 2 seconds to see if they're posting ungodly over sized pics, and remedy the situation.
dfc said:
+1 on site loving, and another 1 for NASCAR hating.
I'll admit I'd never heard of this clown shoes brewery, but now I'm curious enough to give them a try, so all this guy is doing is creating free publicity for them. Wait... That was his ploy all along wasn't it?! Sigh... Suckered again...
Someone had a beer called Hedonism a few years back, after initial controversy, sales tripled.
I enjoy Hebrew: The Chosen Beer.
JoeyChopps
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dfc said:
Damn right I love there ripa double rye double ipa awesome brew
aerialmedical
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....uh, so is it true, guys, that Clown Shoes brewery is a business start-up by Insane Clown Posse? Those damn juggalos...
Translates to "Godless". The brewer donates one Danish Crown for every bottle sold to the Danish Atheist Society.
If there is anything more sensitive than sex, its religion!
I was with a bunch of friends at the beer tent last week and saw a
Polygamy Porter tee shirt. Shockingly we survived the experience and had a few chuckles over it. I thought it was a "fake" beer until I saw the label.
Polygamy Porter tee shirt. Shockingly we survived the experience and had a few chuckles over it. I thought it was a "fake" beer until I saw the label.
How dare a beer company use sexually suggestive advertising. The big Beer companies like Coors, Bud or Miller would never stoop that low. Everyone knows drinking cheap crappy commercial beers attracts super models.
C'mon get over it.
C'mon get over it.
Willum
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bigbeergeek
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nailed it, pwndabear.
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Here's Stacey George's (Clown Shoes' artist) rebuttal. Brilliant!
http://staceygeorge.com/2011/07/06/sometimes-a-pipe-is-just-a-pipe/
http://staceygeorge.com/2011/07/06/sometimes-a-pipe-is-just-a-pipe/
Awesome!!!!!!
JetSmooth
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GASP! The illustrations were done by a WOMAN!?
Who let her out of the kitchen?
</end REAL sexism>
(of COURSE that was meant sarcastically, don't jump on me about it)
Who let her out of the kitchen?
</end REAL sexism>
(of COURSE that was meant sarcastically, don't jump on me about it)
Lies! You're really a misogynist. Admit it.
ASS ANTLERS!
That is SOOO much sweeter than the "ASS MATTER" name I was going to use for my next Brown Ale recipe! I think it would also make a better label...
That is SOOO much sweeter than the "ASS MATTER" name I was going to use for my next Brown Ale recipe! I think it would also make a better label...
I used to call those "Tail Tats". I always thought it was just something to look at when you got'em on all 4's...?
I like the Von Dutch style ones.though.
I like the Von Dutch style ones.though.
rycov
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i like to call them ass hats. i thought it would be good if one of them would get some reading material back there
Yeah,like "wrong side,stupid!"
rycov
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or your mom, or oprah. that would ruin it.
i like to call them ass hats. i thought it would be good if one of them would get some reading material back there
Ass hats are people with their head shoved up their ass.
i thought it would be good if one of them would get some reading material back there
Someone actually did;
Someone actually did;
Nice!!! Now THAT'S a bible verse I wouldn't mind reading!
Seriously tho, some people take things way too seriously. Who cares what a beer company you don't even care for uses to advertise? Whether it's a dark woman with a big a$$ and wings, a robot pumping gas, or a frozen train of supermodels rushing in to save us from summer. All companies advertise, many using sexual innuendoes, because market research had discovered this hidden secret..... people like sex, and sex sells product because of this.
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asshat?
Hey,it's good,on the hole...
rycov
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@ revvy. WOW! what a classy lady!
@J1laskey. i think that one would get the up grade to ******* hat
@J1laskey. i think that one would get the up grade to ******* hat
aerialmedical
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Revvy said:
I don't know...mixing Bible with pleasure...just wouldn't let me get THERE...I'd feel guilty the whole time and would probably just see the face of Christ staring up at me in the form of a stamp tramp. Deflation....That's one you've never heard before..."Like, me and my girl were, like, doing it...and like, I saw the face of Jesus in her tram...uh, tattoo on her lower back....like, he spoke to me...through her."
rycov
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eh... it didn't really have a whole lot going on in then first place
MazdaMatt
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Was that supposed to sound like Cheech in my head?
rycov
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LMFAO. i just reread it to myself as Cheech
I am not programmed to understand the dynamics of human pair bonding-terminator...Who knows how far into our bestial ancestors some will descend?...
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Big Bump Here...but have you seen this one!!!
Clann
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Man I thought those were spoons heading toward a bowl of soup
Maybe they need the Ugly Kid Joe album cover where the statue of liberty is smiling while giving the finger,instead of holding the torch...
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