They can't phase Death.
That's weak. I've seen guinea pigs twice as fierce and thrice as big. I've seen guinea pigs with black spots in addition to their orange spots. I've seen guinea pigs that couldn't even be photographed, so fast they were. Yet never, never in my life, have I seen such a small little cartoon-man.
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this pig for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad cavvy. Not like going down the pond chasin' hamsters and gerbils. This guinea pig, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, drink BMC the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the whiskers, the whole damn thing.
Italian pirates? *seriously, even the guinea-saurus rex has got nothing on a guinea pirate!
I live in an almost entirely Italian neighborhood with houses that have kitchens on the bottom floor.do you really need a disclaimer? i mean, are there really any italians on here anyway? aren't they just hanging out in the wine-making sections??
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