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Old 06-30-2008, 07:35 PM   #31
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I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this guy never got a call back.
Oh no! Bitter beer face!!!

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Old 06-30-2008, 07:41 PM   #32
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Wonder why he's single?

P.S. Don't forget this guy.

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Old 06-30-2008, 07:48 PM   #33
May 2008
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The back story is that he's a douche who got his license revoked in Toronto for assaulting female patients, then he started his "Real Men" business... Read all about it:

Story about Dimitri the Lover (AKA James Sears)

CTV Article About James Sears

Dimitri the Lover's Website

Basically he's a perv who needs to be fed into a combine nuts first...

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Old 07-01-2008, 05:06 PM   #34
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Greater Cincinnati area
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"Respect the C*CK. Tame the P*SSY!"

yeah, he seems like quite a catch. Girls like a guy who's confident, right?

Sadly, I bet he picks up air-head plasti-blonds with that 'tude all the time: "Like, he must be, like, really important and junk, like, with his script writing. If, like, I get with him for a while I can have nice stuff and be a movie star!"

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