Well, that's pretty much the saddest thing I've read all day
My next pour will be in honor of your demised brew and your loss. In fact, I'll go pour it right now...
...and here it is, a nice chewy Triple Chocolate Honey Imperial Stout.
Damn, that's yummy! And here's to a better tomorrow for you!
Now go brew a fresh batch! Time's a wastin'!