Remember, folks, grab by the tail, not the shell. They can and will turn their head around and try to bite your finger off. My grandpa used to pick them up on the side of the road and take them home and cook them. Good soup.
If your takin' your girlfriend out tonight
You better park the car well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box !