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Old 09-22-2009, 11:32 PM   #21
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Hilarious!
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:50 AM   #22
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I hope you washed your hands after grabing her junk in the trunk. Awesome story.

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Old 09-23-2009, 06:00 AM   #23
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I certainly laughed quite a bit... and passed it on to a co-worker for giggles.

I hate the dmv as much as the next, but that tops the cake!
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Old 09-23-2009, 06:18 AM   #24
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after she got mad at your for picking her ass, you should have shoved your hand right on up her hiney. That way you could have told the cop that you were just being polite and pulling the wedgie out of her ass for her, but when she got mad you shoved it right back up there!!
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:42 AM   #25
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Thats a long way to go and cop a feel of a great big ass

Did she have a mooseknuckle?

 
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:47 AM   #26
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I hate you. Yes, of course she did, thanks for reminding me.

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Old 09-23-2009, 12:37 PM   #27
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haha, what a great story.

I googled "she walks in the willows with pandas" to see if it had any meaning. Nope. Apparently HBT is the only place on the net you can find that exact quote.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hs=rWR&q=%22she+walks+in+the+willows+with+pandas%22&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

 
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:42 PM   #28
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haha, what a great story.

I googled "she walks in the willows with pandas" to see if it had any meaning. Nope. Apparently HBT is the only place on the net you can find that exact quote.

See for yourself!
So if this gal ever googles what she thinks her tat means... she'll get to read this story?
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:44 PM   #29
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PTN's going to have to change his avatar to "Sexual Harrassment Panda"

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Old 09-23-2009, 12:59 PM   #30
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PTN's going to have to change his avatar to "Sexual Harrassment Panda"

Thanks

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