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Old 10-11-2012, 07:28 PM   #9831
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Just for the record Bird... they won 13 regular season games last year... not 14
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:29 PM   #9832
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Wanna talk about the Pack there Moto??
this was clearly a rebuilding year.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:29 PM   #9833
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Honestly, I can't decide which team is more obnoxious to hear about, the Pats or the Pack? To me, they're both the NFL version of the NY Yankees, which means that most of us would be just fine if we never heard another thing about them.

I'll give it to the Pats, that offense is tough to beat. System or not, Brady's a good passer and given a solid ground game he's hard to beat. And not that most of us care, but the Pats regularly go to the SB if not far in the playoffs.

The Pack, however, I have a bit less love for as a Bears fan. But I'll keep my opinions to myself. They just suck this year. Rodger's is by far overrated, which is why they were willing to stay with a poorly aging Favre for so long. They knew Rodger's wasn't all the hype they made him out to be. Watch the film on him this year, he's "above average" at best, and defenses are starting to really pick up on his tendencies. It's gonna be a long season down there with the Lions this year.

Either way ya cut it, Pat or Pack, they both can lick my sack. One won't make the playoffs this year, the other won't make it past Houston.

Edit: Rebuilding Year? C'mon man, famous last words of a program just starting to slip from glory.
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:31 PM   #9834
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Actually speaking of dufus celebrations I wish I could find a picture of Pete Carroll's celebration over that Green Bay call. I'm sure everyone wearing their brand spanking new University of Oregan rally hat was celebrating that call. Congratulations you won one game.

 
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Just for the record Bird... they won 13 regular season games last year... not 14
You know, all these 14-2 seasons, 12-4 season, 13-3 seasons, there's so many of them it's hard to keep track. It'd be a lot easier to be a Seattle fan and just have to remember "7-9".
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Honestly, I can't decide which team is more obnoxious to hear about, the Pats or the Pack? Either .
and just for full disclosure... this IS the "Obnoxious Trash Talk Thread" sooooo... you can't blame us Pats fans for being good at that too.

No one's got a gun to your head and are making you read this thread.
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and just for full disclosure... this IS the "Obnoxious Trash Talk Thread" sooooo... you can't blame us Pats fans for being good at that too.

No one's got a gun to your head and are making you read this thread.
Exactly, thus all the trash talkin' man!

And for the record, I think your team's a blast to watch. I like Brady. But the Pats still suck!!
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Old 10-11-2012, 07:43 PM   #9838
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And for the record, I think your team's a blast to watch. I like Brady. But the Pats still suck!!
Yeah... I'm kind of excited to watch this game on Sunday. When you're a Pats fan and you watch every game, you really start to take Brady for granted. When he throws an unintentional incomplete pass, you notice it because it is so rare but they are so few and far between, they are just kinda of little distractions once in a blue moon.

THEN... when you get to watch a QB who just sucks, like we're going to see from Seattle this weekend, it snaps you into reality. All of a sudden you think, "DEAR LORD!!! THAT'S what you could have as a QB at this level?!?!". It gives you a whole new appreciation for #12.
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Exactly, thus all the trash talkin' man!

And for the record, I think your team's a blast to watch. I like Brady. But the Pats still suck!!
I hate the hype of the NFL but it's a business. Some of the New England ball washing around here gets a little too much to take but you have to remember how long we went with ALL our sports teams s*cking. I think it's more of the NFL hyping NE than the team itself. If anyone steps out of line the team/owner usually makes them humbled (exception goes to Gronk). We still remember how we use to suck and usually put the rah rah band in its place. Plus we're all just a bunch of pricks.

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Old 10-11-2012, 07:45 PM   #9840
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There's a word that I don't like to use, but I'm afraid I have no choice in the matter. Talking about New England "was great 9 years ago" when they won 14 regular season games last year, went to the Super Bowl, and their two losses this year were by a combined three points...

And your team has NEVER won a title, is also 3-2, has only outscored its opponents by sixteen points all season (versus New England's 52 points)... and only five times in 35 seasons have you won ten or more games....

I'm sorry, that makes you sound like a ****ing retard. Like, really, a drooling, cross-eyed, big-forehead, bad haircut retard.

Here's a tip for you from those who have seen the Pete Carroll story before... you've got about fifteen, maybe twenty more games before the rah-rah act wears out.
Wow, really neat superbowl appearance last year guys! Everything I said was the truth and that's why it pisses you guys off so bad... Calling me a retard and calling out my team like it has any weight on what I just said. You guys are worse than the inbreed fans in the SEC. Get laid already...
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