Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Vontaze burfict? After he gets one more game for stomping a defenseless player?

HoppyDaze said:

It can't be Brady because he won't be playing after November 13.

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Because the division is sewn up by that point with home field advantage?

Wondering where the Fabio wannabe is tonight?

Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark.

Wow.... whatta suck fest this is

GB struggling against Da Bears on national teevee.
They're so fooked...

Cheers! (...though not as fooked as Hoyer )

[GB is already playing for a Wild Card slot...]

The self admitted cheater, Erin Rodgers, can't play with regulation ball pressure. All respectable news sources have been talking about this as being the reason GB has hit rock bottom.

day_trippr said:

GB struggling against Da Bears on national teevee.
They're so fooked...

Cheers! (...though not as fooked as Hoyer )

[GB is already playing for a Wild Card slot...]

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Wow. So not only did we get the (), but you went POST-postscript with the [].

Hey ******* - you realize people can read words without brackets?

So sandy

Cheer up dude! The Pack is winning! Look SOLID. Pfft

Pfft

Hey, motostalker! How are you doing?
Not so great, I'm betting, because your team - and entire reason for being - sucks @ss

So, totally not a fan of free-form/multi-level concepts, eh?
Like simple constructs, short words?
Figures...

Cheers! ("I phhbbbt in your general direction" )

day_trippr said:

Hey, motostalker! How are you doing?

Not so great, I'm betting, because your team - and entire reason for being - sucks @ss



So, totally not a fan of free-form/multi-level concepts, eh?

Like simple constructs, short words?

Figures...



Cheers! ("I phhbbbt in your general direction" )

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I can't read this because it's not surrounded by (). I can't wait until you go total meta and drop a {}.

10 point lead and they "suck ass". Good call.

I'm sorry your entire identity is tied up in one football team. You could get help but I don't think many psychologists understand word in random brackets.

[({Whatever, your team blows chunks, and come 1/14/2016, you got nothing going on up there in Boonsville})]

Cheers! [({})]

$10 says day trippr has at least 3 cats.

That's a busted theory right there.
Cats are for target practice.
There are none within reach of my pellet rifle...

Cheers! (Try again? )

Yay! The Pack beat a 1-5 team and a 2nd (or was it 3rd?) string QB!

Cheers! (Yup. That's awesome! )

Even though da bears not horrendous for having zero RB

Whatever, we're 40% into the season. Whoever has strongest D in the end will win 95% of the time anyway

day_trippr said:

Yay! The Pack beat a 1-5 team and a 2nd (or was it 3rd?) string QB!

Cheers! (Yup. That's awesome! )

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yeah, and they were shut out by the bills.

oh. wait. they weren't shut out by the bills.

That was the Patriots.

day_trippr said:

Yay! The Pack beat a 1-5 team and a 2nd (or was it 3rd?) string QB!

Cheers! (Yup. That's awesome! )

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Pats have beat how many teams with a winning record?

HoppyDaze said:

Pats have beat how many teams with a winning record?

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Duh, the AFC sucks donkey gonads.

HoppyDaze said:

Pats have beat how many teams with a winning record?

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You just can't help yourself.

Daaaas Bills.

Cape Brewing said:

You just can't help yourself.

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You understand how a narrative works right? There's a certain topic that's being discussed. In here, it's usually the Pats because of all the desperate NE folks looking for online validation. I'm not obsessed with the Pats ...just conversing. You can do better.

You just keeeeep going.

There are a bunch of other teams ya know

yer creepy

Cape Brewing said:

There are a bunch of other teams ya know

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Wheel of Parody!

Bills. So hot right now.

Keep laughing clown. This year's Bills are the Chiefs from 2 years ago.

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TheDudeLebowski said:

The self admitted cheater, Erin Rodgers, can't play with regulation ball pressure. All respectable news sources have been talking about this as being the reason GB has hit rock bottom.

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This almost seems to make sense. There has to be some reason. What are those respectable sources?

lschiavo said:

This almost seems to make sense. There has to be some reason. What are those respectable sources?

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The internet and memes. If Cat was around he'd be all over this.

Memes? So it's true then. I'm a bit hurt but happy to know the truth.

Alright, which of you schmucks gave your password to Cat?

WI_Wino said:

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This would be way more credible if the baby was wearing a pile of SB rings

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It was the dog?

Annnnnnnd I'll check back on this thread in a couple days maybe