Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Obi-Wan Jacoby proving the system works for every QB.

HoppyDaze said:

Obi-Wan Jacoby proving the system works for every QB.

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If the GOAT was in they would be up by 60 by now

Here's the thing that bothers me.... We have been doing this thread for a while now and given the "regulars", i almost feel like I have met guys. We have a blast in here, bust stones, and guys just plain "get it". I'm sorry. I'll admit. I actually kinda "care" for some of you.

Which is why it bothers me so much that you root for such shtty teams. I have asked. And asked. And asked.... I have offered it before and I'll offer it again.

Guys... seriously... just be Pats fans.

Its soooooooooooooooooo awesome.

Sorry about your financial future Hoppy.

Cape Brewing said:

If the GOAT was in they would be up by 60 by now

Here's the thing that bothers me.... We have been doing this thread for a while now and given the "regulars", i almost feel like I have met guys. We have a blast in here, bust stones, and guys just plain "get it". I'm sorry. I'll admit. I actually kinda "care" for some of you.

Which is why it bothers me so much that you root for such shtty teams. I have asked. And asked. And asked.... I have offered it before and I'll offer it again.

Guys... seriously... just be Pats fans.

Its soooooooooooooooooo awesome.

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It really is fun...

Tonight even Roger Goodell loves the Patriots.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Sorry about your financial future Hoppy.

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Took Pats with max confidence. Might as well make money off these ********

I sincerely doubt ^that^.
I think every win is a huge "Eff You" to Goodell and 31 owner/losers...

Cheers!

Hoppy daze= closet Patriots fan. Dude, just come out!

Put Julian in for QB in the 4th!!!

"The freakishly athletic Jamie Collins" strikes again.
And Butler nearly had a pick-six!

Holy good God. That is all.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Put Julian in for QB in the 4th!!!

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That'd piss em off so bad you may have a WR on IR for the rest of the season...

Holy hell...

That anybody didn't think this was gonna end with a Pats W just boggles the mind...

Also - how the heck is the rest of the league almost completely incapable of handling Watt? When's the last time he even showed up against the Pats?

DesertBrew said:

That'd piss em off so bad you may have a WR on IR for the rest of the season...

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We'll just move Gostkowski in the system to WR.

This is awesome!

What the f*ck am I watching? Everyone else in the league s*cks

I'm convinced Blount has a body double who plays the first half for him, so he can come out fresh for the second half... Dude is consistently lousy in the first half and dominant in the second half...

Blount actually had a good first half this game.

Love me some Blount!

day_trippr said:

Blount actually had a good first half this game.



Love me some Blount!

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Oregon Blounts are the best.

Should we just send Dorito Dikn onto the sidelines to give the rest of the league hope?

HoppyDaze said:

Oregon Blounts are the best.

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Yeah. Y’all need to work on y’all people skills.

Rex must be throwing up in his mouth right now.

Nothing more exciting than being undefeated 3 games into the season

This was a brilliant game plan perfectly executed.
4-0 sans Brady? A lock. Who's going to beat them?

The future looks bright...

Cheers!

Beat the spread by 28 points. Is that good?

DesertBrew said:

Nothing more exciting than being undefeated 3 games into the season

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77-0 when having the home lead into the half is more exciting. Regular season wins really mean nothing tho.

TheDudeLebowski said:

77-0 when having the home lead into the half is more impressive. Regular season wins really mean nothing tho.

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I would have agreed with that - right up to when we had our asses handed to us by Miami at the end of last season and as a result had to play in Denver.

Cheers! ("All Games Matter - Except When They Don't")

You should always try to win...houston. I agree. Too much f'n around at the end of last year.

That 77-0 stat is just surreal.
I wonder if any other team has that kind of record going on at home?

The Houston Chronicle is taking that loss pretty hard...
http://www.chron.com/sports/texans/...eport-card-for-Texans-vs-Patriots-9241048.php

Cheers! ("YOU get an F-minus. And YOU get an F-minus! And YOU...." )

Also, the Jets su(k!

Funny chit right here, gargling the standings like it's your wife at a casting call.

Pats look real good. I'll admit it.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Yeah. Y’all need to work on y’all people skills.

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Your hero. The dude is an absolute freak. But I remember your heat when he was just a Duck and you clowning on the guy for being passionate and for punching a guy right in face !!! Epic!

Seriously... I feel bad that you guys missed out and will continue to miss out on college football. Blount was, and still is a freak. Watched P.Chung and him (among many NFL players) on Saturday. A big portion of big name NFL players I've seen in person... before they got into the NFL. You clown because you don't have the access.

I guess you guys were too busy studying at all the accredited universities and getting big degrees. I guess that's why I see all the Patriots game day pics from the suites.

Belichick has now coached 6 QB's through their first start. Every one of them was a W.

Also, McDaniels will be a head coach somewhere next year... Hell, it might happen late this year at this rate.

Nah, Josh is going want to coach the team to another Super Bowl victory. He'll stick around.

We'll see how much money a bad team starts waving around later this season, once the coaching carousel gets fired up. I'd tend to agree with you, bluemoose, but wave around enough greenbacks, and all bets are off.

stratslinger said:

but wave around enough greenbacks, and even Hoppy can get laid.

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ftfy

Brissett may need surgery on his thumb

they can beat the bills with no QB's on the field

HoppyDaze said:

Brissett may need surgery on his thumb
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Yup, actually had a Texan tell me about it (I was working, he was doing whatever Texans do during the work day )

No biggie. Yet.
Pats at home versus The Ryan Bros are a lock, even if they dress a cheerleader with a low number.

Then The Returns. With Jimmy G as his backup...

Cheers! (They Got This )

At this point I am just hoping Rex Ryan isn't fired before next Sunday.

It would be beautiful to have Belichick beat him with some guy they pulled out of the stands at QB for the final nail in the coffin.