Festivus nears, so the Airing of Grievances warmup can commence. Why didn't you people warn me that I would have to wait forever if I made wine? I could be drinking my first brewed beer about now, but instead, I have only just now figured out that if I want a homebrewed drink anytime soon, I'd better start brewing some goddamned beer, and pronto, because I'm thristy.
Next time, pull a noob aside and say, "Hey, don't **** up and make wine. Make some beer first."
I'm tired of drinking my green Apfelwein. I have another month to wait now, no matter what.
I hope I can put together a keezer and then I'll buy something good from a local microbrewer, and I hope it's BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE so you will be jealous and rue the day you laughed and snickered at me.
Next time, pull a noob aside and say, "Hey, don't **** up and make wine. Make some beer first."
I'm tired of drinking my green Apfelwein. I have another month to wait now, no matter what.
I hope I can put together a keezer and then I'll buy something good from a local microbrewer, and I hope it's BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU HAVE so you will be jealous and rue the day you laughed and snickered at me.