drainbamage
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Quick, drinking game: everyone take a drink whenever he says "essence"!
For someone who is trying so hard to come off as beer-educated, why is he drinking it ice-cold? Rookie mistake, man.
Funny things you've overheard about beer
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Quick, drinking game: everyone take a drink whenever he says "essence"!
For someone who is trying so hard to come off as beer-educated, why is he drinking it ice-cold? Rookie mistake, man.
GrogNerd
mean old man
you're the Neil deGrasse Tyson of the homebrew universe
flars
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That was one hellava video. I do believe the lead taste came from improper cellaring of the beer. The dust and webs on the bottle indicate it was placed on its side. This is a wine method, beer is cellared standing straight up.
Heard this at a recent party:
"Bud light is better than Coors light because once the beer hits 39 degrees Coors light starts tasting like cat piss. Bud light tastes the same as it warms up."
I don't even..
"Bud light is better than Coors light because once the beer hits 39 degrees Coors light starts tasting like cat piss. Bud light tastes the same as it warms up."
I don't even..
that dust goes all the way around the bottle. it was cellared standing up. I did eat a big bowl of 40 y/o paint chips before the video though...
hunter_le five
Sheriff Underscore
Ah, yes, the 1974 Sherwin-Williams... a fine vintage.
TheCADJockey
ALL YOUR BASE
I find your taste in paint to be shallow and pedantic.
especially white
rlmiller10
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I find the green pastel to have much finer nuance. The floral bouquet with the lead undertones.
I was at my LBS of all places and was mentioning to the guy working there how I had to alter my reciepe because they were out of certain items.
His response. "When people tell me that, I just say... It's still gunna be beer..."
He wasn't the owner thank god.
His response. "When people tell me that, I just say... It's still gunna be beer..."
He wasn't the owner thank god.
Uncle Fred had this happen 3 times. He got fired after showing up to third shift in swimming trunks.
My yes, second only to block out white from the chemical coatings division. It is quite rare to to the very low chippability quotient which must be intentionally induced..
Black Island Brewer
An Ode to Beer
Which is why, as much as I want to support my LHBS, when I need exact ingredients, I pay the shipping and order online.
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I'm lucky, I guess. My LHBS (Murrieta Home Brew Emporium) looks like a hole-in-the-wall operation, but he always has whatever I need. And his online order prices and shipping are comparable to any of the big guys....
n240sxguy
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I'm gonna take a guess that both those beers taste like the pole he just got done smoking. That's why they are so similar.
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Cheesy_Goodness
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Gameface
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It comes up at work that I brew beer. One guy gets excited and says he had no idea I brewed beer (I get mistaken for a Mormon a lot). He and the guy that brought up my beer... how he brought it up was asking how much I'd sale some for... start talking beer a little bit. I stay out of it for the most part. At one point they both exclaim that they don't like the "dark style" of beer, which from what they were saying sounded like they meant anything with an SRM greater than 12.
How does one get mistaken for a Mormon?
living in Salt Lake.
Hamaki
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How does one get mistaken for a Mormon?
I think it's the underwear - Frederick's of Provo
Gameface
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How does one get mistaken for a Mormon?
Well, I'm a Young and I "look" like a Mormon, no tattoos, clean shaven, short hair. I'm also polite, don't smoke, and typically don't swear in public.
hey guys! I found my polar opposite!
Had you not spent 20 years hiding in a meat locker......
I like the way it smells.
Black Island Brewer
An Ode to Beer
hey guys! I found my polar opposite!
Yeah, I NEVER mistook you for a Mormon.
I heard beer will give you worms
Black Island Brewer
An Ode to Beer
I think it can give you snakes in your boots...
I know it can give you pee in your boots. and anyone else that left their boots outside their tents.
Black Island Brewer
An Ode to Beer
... Says the voice of experience...
that is true. if you go camping (or drinking for that matter) with a bunch of punks and/or skins, things happen.
Foster's Radler, in half litre cans, can be widely found all over Europe. Radler is just the German word for shandy. So now, we've got an Australian company using German terms to sell shandy in Europe. At 2.7% ABV, I like to drink them with lunch. My wife likes the lemon and I like the grapefruit. Every once in a while, they will be on sale for 1 EUR each and I'll buy 15 or 20 of them.
Foster's Radler is made in Edinburgh.
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Just like not every woman can make the perfect "grilled cheese sandwich " or is willing. ...
Almost 6 am here.... hmmmm, wonder if it is too early for "grilled cheese"?
Back on topic. ... "Beer is for pv$$ie$" spoke out loud and loudly a crowded restaurant by my youngest when he was about 4 right after I asked about the beer selection. This he overheard from his uncle who only drinks rum and said "beer is nasty". He is now 18.
This is pretty funny. Where do these people come from?
http://www.youtube.com/embed/93nD67fX274?feature=oembed
Billy is that you lol
yes it is. I have a few more up as well.
