Dude, bottle caps cost like a buck fifty for a gross. I mean, I was a poor college student too, but not that poor.
And twist-offs? Well, I could tell you why that's not a good idea, but you're a poor college student and I guess I can understand where you're coming from. Nobody on campus has the money to buy Sam Adams and even the bars don't sell more than a couple a night, so coming by pop tops can be difficult. You have my condolences.
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