90 more bottles of beer than there were.

Gentlemen,

I have had a bad experiance
in that after being falsely arrested and thrown in jail a year ago,
I had my spine crushed by the jailers.
I have two law firms on it and I should know something Monday.
If we have a good case or not.
But we do.
A real good one.

I am disabled anyway and now,
I'm really fxxxxx up!
I however have spent the last year in front of my computer,
with my food stamps and my monthly disability check,
{which I used to make in a good day.}
I 'may have' managed to break three insurance companys
and put 4-5 bad cops in the pen for 99.5 years.
{And they won't be very popular there.}

I have only now,
re-concentrated my efforts on the former pantry brewery,
the knife shop, the garden, and my hounds not to mention my health.
They fxxxxx with the wrong man.
The pain in my spine goaded me on so that there was nothing else
that occupied my mind for the last year.
I just wrote what happened and hunted lawyers.
24 hours a day.

Now, the lawyers are on it,
and it is, or almost is
as I would like it to be,
out of my hands.
I feel better.

I don't want no money,
I want revenge.
And I'll get it.
However money is all a court can give you.
So I'll just take their dxxx money.
Anybody need any dxxx money,
give me a holler.

Oh!
What I started to say is I have,
my homebrewing friends,
bottled 90 bottles today.
Two batches!
8 Lb Hammer
8 Lbs of DME with speciality grains steeped in.
Mein Acht pfund Hammerbier!
ist Mein Bier!
Ya!

90 more bottles of {my medicine.}
are in the former pantry brewery.
12 oz bottles, former Bavarian bottles,
I wash the bottles in hot water, {no soap}
so they are clean.
{the caps are orange and say 'Full-Sail' on em}
I like them.
I feel good ya'll.
I did my duty and it took a year.
Now I intend to brew another month,
till hot weather
and I recon 14 batches,
{8 more + the 6, I have...}
x 5 gallons,
Hmmmmm
70 gallons of beer on the wall
70 gallons of beer...
take one down
passhh itround/...


Ya'll get the idea
{that old song from the sea}

Thank you and good luck

J. Winters VonKnife himself
and Sandymay too!
http://jacksknifeshop.tripod.com/

I love your prose J Knife!

Do you have any knives ready yet?

Congrats on things starting to even out for you.

Dude,

Today Sunday, is:
['Sand knife blades' day.]
Out of the 70, blades I started over a year ago,
I have all 70, profiled and drilled.
4, heat treated 'sanded past 220 grit',
and 2, more I will 'get there' today.
Then these 6, are ready to sand to 400 grit,
600 grit and 1,000 grit, handle and rennisance wax
and the 6, are done.

9 more are sanded to 220 grit,
all the deep scratches are gone and they are ready to harden and temper.
{Tomorrow or the next day}
Heat treat the 9, then sand off the fire scale
and then 400 grit, 600 grit and 1,000 grit,
handle and wax and I'll have 15 done.

Each step is faster and easier.
I hope to have 70 done by hot weather.
Photograph them and post pictures on the web site.
Then order another load of 1095.


Thanks for asking
{and thank you too for the kind words
'Silviakitty'}

J. Winters VonKnife

Knife - so glad things are getting better!

Do you sand the knives completely by hand, or do you use a wheel/belt of some sort? I can only imagine if you do it by hand how tedious the process could be...and how easily you could slice a digit!

JacktheKnife said:

I don't want no money,
I want revenge.
And I'll get it.
However money is all a court can give you.
So I'll just take their dxxx money.
Anybody need any dxxx money,
give me a holler.

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Keep the money too, Jack. Sounds like you need a kegging setup. If you really don't want it, maybe you should give it to one of those groups who advocate for the falsely imprisoned. Better still, take up the cause of someone who you're sure is innocent and use the money to free him/her.

Gentlemen,

Yuri,
I glue auto body sandpaper to wooden,
and metal blocks, and except for profiling and drilling,
everything, is done by hand sanding,,
as taught to me by my mentor,
Masterbladesmith Dan.
http://wildwolfforge.com/

And yeah, it is like digging ditches all day or roofing houses,
very boring but one can not only get used to it
but can actually get into it.
{I used to be able to dig 70' an hour,
10 hours a day every day.}
{10" deep and 'Bill Dukey' wide}
Installing lawn sprinklers makes sanding 'Knife Blades'
by hand look easy.
Fun!


Fingers,

Mom also said:
{"forget the revenge, take the money!"}

i don't get it... sorry, is this a fake story or a song that you wrote? and why are you answering everyone in some type of song/poem form...

anyway, i'm just confused so nevermind me.

Brae, it's just his style. Many of us find it just different enough to be an entertaining exchange. Though he doesn't have many posts, he's been a fixture on this forum for several years and he's always been well received. There seems to be a recent trend of newer members flaming him (and others, for that matter). HBT has never been about that sort of thing, so let's not start with it now.

God I hate the guy.... .


not really

Yuri_Rage said:

Brae, it's just his style. Many of us find it just different enough to be an entertaining exchange. Though he doesn't have many posts, he's been a fixture on this forum for several years and he's always been well received. There seems to be a recent trend of newer members flaming him (and others, for that matter). HBT has never been about that sort of thing, so let's not start with it now.

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I would never flame him for it but I was wondering why all of his post are like that.

FSR402 said:

I would never flame him for it but I was wondering why all of his post are like that.

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I agree with Yuri it's rather entertaining.... It's got a sort of Folk song banter to it.... makes it interesting....

Good luck, Jack. Methinks they picked the wrong guy to fxxx with!

Yuri_Rage said:

Brae, it's just his style. Many of us find it just different enough to be an entertaining exchange. Though he doesn't have many posts, he's been a fixture on this forum for several years and he's always been well received. There seems to be a recent trend of newer members flaming him (and others, for that matter). HBT has never been about that sort of thing, so let's not start with it now.

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sorry if I came across rude, but i'm not some "noob" who flames people b/c they post in a different manner than myself... I wasn't flaming him, in fact I don't flame people, it's stupid, I was just wondering why all of his posts followed the same poem/song-like structure...

just curious.

FSR402 said:

I would never flame him for it but I was wondering why all of his post are like that.

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my thought exactly.

BraeHaus said:

sorry if I came across rude, but i'm not some "noob" who flames people b/c they post in a different manner than myself... I wasn't flaming him, in fact I don't flame people, it's stupid, I was just wondering why all of his posts followed the same poem/song-like structure...

just curious.



my thought exactly.

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They always mess me up. For like the next 10 minutes I'll read everything as if it's a poem.. lol

Jack - glad to hear that karma is finally coming around...