Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Probably would have killed Romo.

Cape Brewing said:

Dude... hurry up and continue to violently masturbate

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Violent masturbation in this thread is reserved for the Brady fan club.

OMG. It is!?

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

Cape Brewing said:

OMG. It is!?

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Yes. I attribute your blindness and hairy palms to that mattress add. Though you probably got started with those pics of Tommy in his Uggs, or maybe one of his perfume ads.

HoppyDaze said:

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

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Shhhh ... you're killing Cape's boner with that kind of talk.

HoppyDaze said:

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

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It's ok. He'll be back in a day. He'll just have some medicine delivered to G. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Better still, have it delivered to Ashly Manning.

NFL... "Mrs Manning, may we see that package?"

Obe Man Bigforehead... (Subtly displays a Papa Johns pizza advertising contract...) "This isn't the package you're looking for."

NFL. "This isn't the package were looking for."

Obe Man Bigfirehead... "We can go about our business."

NFL... "You can go about your business"

Obe Man Bigforehead... "Move along."

NFL... "Move along."

What. The. bless.

That was actually pretty good.

Cheers ('Course, there are low-wattage types here who won't get it...)

HoppyDaze said:

God, I hope tom brady breaks his fvcking back.

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The GOAT only wins SBs

Cape Brewing said:

The GOAT only wins SBs

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I have it on good authority that this isn't true.

He likes softer footballs because of his small hands. BUT, hat shti can backfire in cold weather you know. I guess it all depends on how you handle it.

Have you become NotHoppyDaze?

The Dawg Pound is actively pooping themselves right now

What an amazing four yard pass to a wide open receiver. He's still got it

If only Wilson could have made a pass on the goal line. Soooo easy.

Still on that one throw? Kinda weak, actually really weak.

I wonder if Godell is watching ...

smurfjuice said:

I wonder if Godell is watching ...

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Well, in fairness, Brady's bitched in the past about the season being to long....he got his wish to play less games....

HoppyDaze said:

Still on that one throw? Kinda weak, actually really weak.

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Your butthurt notwithstanding, pretty near everyone on the planet would agree that was the perfect retort.

Meanwhile, the GOAT is doing goatie things...

Cheers!

No

Annnnnnnnnd, hegemony was restored to the NFL universe.

As expected.

Let's not get crazy. It was the Browns. And we did play their third, fourth and fifth quarterbacks in that game, so...

Easiest 11 points I've ever laid...

Cape Brewing said:

The Dawg Pound is actively pooping themselves right now

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there wasn't one, there were far more pats fans there today. It was awesome being there

Finally, real football is about to start for the day.

^meh^

Solid outing for the Broncos at home this afternoon.
Take away the garbage time scores and that was a thumping by ATL...

Cheers! (This just in: the Jets still suck hard)

GOAT looked like the GOAT

Said the loser

Cleveland is a not so bad city. great food good people

Man the giants suck.

motobrewer said:

Man the giants suck.

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As a giants fan I can tell you they are worse than that!

No doubt

What idiot thought a Carolina - Tampa Bay game was worthy of a national audience?

What game would be? It's not a long list.

Tough year for the NFL this year

Be honest: You guys don't think that Uggs commercial is funny, do you?

The "WTF" one?? Are you kidding? It's tremendous

The Edelman one ... it's stupid.

You're kidding! It's hilarious - especially for a friggin' shoe commercial...

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Cheers!