Dancing on the table

Sean · Jan 28, 2011

When my wife asks what I want to do for entertainment tonight, I reply, "Take off your clothes and dance on the coffee table." She thinks I'm joking and says, "No, don't be silly."

Every guy on this site knows -- I am not joking. Wassup wit dat??

catch22 · Jan 28, 2011

Never ever works for me...

MSweat · Jan 28, 2011

Sean said:
When my wife asks what I want to do for entertainment tonight, I reply, "Take off your clothes and dance on the coffee table." She thinks I'm joking and says, "No, don't be silly."

Every guy on this site knows -- I am not joking. Wassup wit dat??

Address? I have a lot of ones!

Sean · Jan 28, 2011

Too far from Utah!!. We watched TV instead. I guess we're getting old!

JebCkr · Jan 29, 2011

Hmm, I think of my coffee table and realize it couldn't take much weight. But, if yours can handle it you should keep pushing the idea.

Kittyfeet · Jan 29, 2011

Perhaps she thinks she's a bad dancer and would look silly. Maybe invest in a pole dancing class?

jvcjbl · Jan 29, 2011

I just asked her... she said, "Put my jam on and you've got a show!!". I love her!

MSweat · Jan 29, 2011

Sean said:
Too far from Utah!!. We watched TV instead. I guess we're getting old!

Damn, I was all excited for the show

Sean · Jan 29, 2011

Kittyfeet said:
Perhaps she thinks she's a bad dancer and would look silly. Maybe invest in a pole dancing class?

Now that is progressive thinking. :mug:

Clann · Jan 29, 2011

Its all in how you ask. :ban:

Crogers · Jan 29, 2011

Our coffee table can, and has, taken the weight!

JasonInBTR · Jan 29, 2011

Just a note......and I'm sure you all know this. Never ever ever tell your wife the coffee table can't take the weight. Surefire man-trap!

peachwein · Jan 31, 2011

Just a note......and I'm sure you all know this. Never ever ever tell your wife the coffee table can't take the weight. Surefire man-trap!

LMAO! that is great... I do know however that MY coffee table can barely hold the weight of my diner, Yet alone the fact that my girl is a 6' tall woman... naturally she weighs more than some of my 5' 9" pre-pubescent figured guy friends...

malkore · Jan 31, 2011

jvcjbl said:
I just asked her... she said, "Put my jam on and you've got a show!!". I love her!

see, I get lap dances from the Mrs. and don't even need real music. I can just go 'unh tsk uhn tsk uhn tsk' and she'll start to gyrate for me.

dcott · Jan 31, 2011

JasonInBTR said:
Just a note......and I'm sure you all know this. Never ever ever tell your wife the coffee table can't take the weight. Surefire man-trap!

That's why you "dare her" to break the table... :mug:

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