Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

So this looks like a dickish, hang-someone-out-to-dry move by the Colts management.

Yeah - that big bag of suck in all phases of the game is the OC's fault.

Jeezus.

[edit] On a much more pleasant (and perhaps patently obvious) note, there's the current LV SB50 Odds.

Cheers! ("Go PATS!")

day_trippr said:

So this looks like a dickish, hang-someone-out-to-dry move by the Colts management.

Yeah - that big bag of suck in all phases of the game is the OC's fault.

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Their offense is offensive and considering the talent they have it's not a surprise that the OC got canned. I think head coach is next, but probably not until the season is over.

Have to wait to fire Pagano until after breast cancer awareness month.

Darwin18 said:

Have to wait to fire Pagano until after breast cancer awareness month.

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Dude.

That ended last weekend. It's Movember now.

Can him already, Indy!

Are you sure? There's got to be something the NFL can use to pretend they care about women's issues without taking a real stance on domestic violence.

Darwin18 said:

Are you sure? There's got to be something the NFL can use to pretend they care about women's issues without taking a real stance on domestic violence.

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Hiring a female ref who wears her hair in her hat so it is harder to tell from a distance that there is a female on the field.

That was just for preseason though, right?

Darwin18 said:

That was just for preseason though, right?

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Don't forget about the token female coach the Cardinals hired for a week.

Darwin18 said:

That was just for preseason though, right?

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No, I saw her officiating at one of the Pats games. One of the last two. Can't remember which one, those crappy AFC east teams all blend together.

Darwin18 said:

That was just for preseason though, right?

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Halloween

Sexist.

Ok, which one of you guys is the target market for this?

Your Mom

Photoshop is the only way Suh gets to Brady...

Cheers!

Well, the Lions are officially starting over. I highly doubt Caldwell will be here next year, and there is talk that Stafford won't either.

Back to the basement we go.

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Homercidal said:

Well, the Lions are officially starting over. I highly doubt Caldwell will be here next year, and there is talk that Stafford won't either.

Back to the basement we go.

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This isn't the "Friendly discussion about your NFL team" thread. I think you're in the wrong place.

wobrien said:

This isn't the "Friendly discussion about your NFL team" thread. I think you're in the wrong place.

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You try to be a Lions fan and trash talk other teams!

Meanie!

Yeah... The Lions suck somethin' fierce.

The lions havent won in Wisconsin since since Brett Favres rookie year. You have to really work to reach that level of incompetence.

Um...that actually doesn't speak all that highly of the team ensconced in Wisconsin...

Cheers!

...speaking of which, a lot of disrespect out there for the CheeseHead's chances against the Panthers (ahahahahaha - the PANTHERS! ) this weekend.

Definitely the Game O' The Week (regardless of the idiots at ESPN that think it's Denver - Indiacrapolis).

It won't be broadcast here as it's up against The Righteous Boston Massacree that's going to be Pats - Racist-Team-Name but I'll probably find a low-grade stream to follow along.

fwiw, I'll be rooting for the CheeseHeads.
So here's a message for them: DO YOUR JOB...WELL!

Cheers!

ahahahahahahahahaha!

Cheers!

Can we even trash talk about the Redskins? It just doesn't seem right.

We don't have to when they're trashing themselves for us...

Cheers! ("Win Win" )

Brady should troll the league by pumping up the balls to 20psi and smoke the redskins by 40

So, to paraphrase our unfortunate resident Jets fan: where were all the Green Bay fans this week?

Cheers! (Tight sphincters up there or what? )

Where are all the Carolina fans too? Oh, it's because everyone here knows the Panthers are a sham undefeated team.

Darwin18 said:

Where are all the Carolina fans too? Oh, it's because everyone here knows the Panthers are a sham undefeated team.

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This doesn't compute. Anything past 6-0 pretty much makes it a legit run, IMO. There's a point where, even if the talents not there, they're finding ways to win games, and that's what matters.

The Cowboys have talented players all over the place, and are finding ways to lose.

It computes if you have to watch this team play each week. They're not all that good. They have excellent linebackers, an okay running game, and Cam Newton - that's about it. They're very fortunate to be undefeated and that ends this weekend. The Packers are flawed but they'll destroy Carolina.

Packers are going to destroy Catolina? Ok

LoL @ the redskins

Art Monk just crawled into a warm tub and opened a vein.

Darwin18 said:

It computes if you have to watch this team play each week. They're not all that good. They have excellent linebackers, an okay running game, and Cam Newton - that's about it. They're very fortunate to be undefeated and that ends this weekend. The Packers are flawed but they'll destroy Carolina.

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I'm convinced that you don't actually watch football.

Total annihilation, according to Darwin:

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Moto is going to be "busy working" for awhile....

Packers defense blows.

DesertBrew said:

Packers defense blows.

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It's the Swiss Cheese scheme.

Have the Panthers game on the laptop while enjoying the Pats kicking Washington butt.

I say "the Panthers game" because I haven't seen the Packers anywhere...

Cheers!

[edit] might be best for GB to sit their starters the rest of the game...

day_trippr said:

Have the Panthers game on the laptop while enjoying the Pats kicking Washington butt.

I say "the Panthers game" because I haven't seen the Packers anywhere...

Cheers!

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Rodgers' TD pass was great.

So when do the Packers start destroying Carolina?