TheFlatline
Well-Known Member
I don't know why we're debating Bud's or anyone's advertising slogans, or why this is shocking?
Is Coors Light really "The coldest tasting beer in the world" ?
Is Carlsberg "Probably the best beer in the world" ?
Is Corona really "Miles Away From Ordinary" ?
Is Barnum & Bailey really "the Greatest Show On Earth" ?
Do "The best tires in the world have Goodyear written all over them" ?
Coors is referencing that in order to taste good, you have to freeze it and basically suck on the beer ice.
Carlsberg qualifies themselves with "probably". That's okay, I "probably" have the biggest dick in the world. We'll let them slide.
And we all know Corona is miles away from ordinary. They're unfortunately down the road, past the village of Suck, and are next door neighbors to "asstastic"
I'd say those 3 are accurate advertising slogans when taken in context.