GregR
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My daughter, 13, got pregnant by using hotel swimming pool, claims mother | Mail Online
I know it made me laugh.
I know it made me laugh.
this will make you laugh
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alcibiades
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well.....the little guys do technically "swim"
jerryodom
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That **** might actually fly in Egypt. I remember reading a story a few years back where a man was completely legal in throwing his wife out the second floor window over not serving him the biggest piece of chicken.
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GregR
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you best believe there be hell to pay if SWMBO don't give me the big piece of chicken.
Reminds me of that old joke...
How do you get an [insert least-favorite ethnic group here, typically Italian or Polish] girl pregnant?
Cum in the her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
I guess it works with pools, too.
How do you get an [insert least-favorite ethnic group here, typically Italian or Polish] girl pregnant?
Cum in the her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
I guess it works with pools, too.
ohiobrewtus
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Talk about a parent in denial. Pool chemicals would kill the goods rather quickly.
Borisbbadd
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Everybody else'e girl, but not mine.......................oh yeah !!!
BrewMeister49
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well, im sure the mom thought that she caught herpes from sitting on the lawn tractor too 
Hey, that *can* happen, just ask my friend, Bob....
Fingers
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Well, if the hotel is sponsoring a 'jerk off in our pool' night, they deserve to be sued. I mean really, that's just begging for a lawsuit. What were they thinking?
Borisbbadd
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The wife and I got it on in the hotel pool, she did'nt get pregnant, but...................wait a minute.
Maybe I better go into hiding !!!!
Maybe I better go into hiding !!!!
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I checked my passport and although I admit I was in Eygpt during the time period in question, on the advise of my lawyer I absolutely refuse to provide any sort of DNA for paternity testing.
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Not as crazy as that American civil war story on Mythbusters where it was claimed that a woman got pregnant when a bullet passed through a soldier's balls and carried sperm with it then entered a woman's uterus.
I love the fact that she's Polish. It's a nice touch at the end.
bottleopener
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Not as crazy as that American civil war story on Mythbusters where it was claimed that a woman got pregnant when a bullet passed through a soldier's balls and carried sperm with it then entered a woman's uterus.
I love all of these. If only because he is putting on a second pair of glasses
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