simple question

AnOldUR · Mar 3, 2013

if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card

Yooper · Mar 3, 2013

AnOldUR said:
if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card

Only if you do it in such a way that either:

a. you make bubbles in the sink
b. The dishwasher rattles.

Pappers_ · Mar 3, 2013

AnOldUR said:
if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card

I thought it was mandatory . . .

Tinhorn · Mar 3, 2013

That's hilarious

Homercidal · Mar 4, 2013

Only if "doing the dishes" is your way of saying "having sex"...

AnOldUR · Mar 4, 2013

Homercidal said:
Only if "doing the dishes" is your way of saying "having sex"...

Sadly, no.

But it does greatly increase the odds.

(Doing the dishes I mean. The farting, not so much.)

Airplanedoc · Mar 4, 2013

I might give you credit if you are single. But then why would you have dirty dishes anyway.

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