Great Beer names

HipHOPanonamous...named before I brew it, hopefully its not in use

huge1s said:

I have since made:
"Ben" the Black Ale
"Leonard" the Brown Ale

using the same style of "Hello: My Name Is" with different colors. I use bottle cap labels so I don't have to de-label.

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this is the best!

Also, what's the poop and butthole fetish going on in this thread? None of those make me want to drink beer.

Bitter Broad for a very-hopped IPA. Probably going to be my house IPA. If I was skilled in labeling, I'd have something like the wife from Andy Capp leaning on a keg. Kyle

Smack Pack IPA

JonM said:

There's a guy who writes for the Shepherd Express here in Milwaukee and he always uses "fock" in place of another word. In honor of him, Lakefront Brewery makes a Focktoberfest.

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Dopplefock. Me likey.

Dubbel Penetration

Ralphanader Dopplebock

I've currently got Galactic Amber Ale (all Galaxy hops), Old Pirate Stout (a stout aged on French oak soaked in Black rum) and One BenT Brown Ale(a rich brown inoculated with a Brett Culture) all on tap. I'm usually not even remotely clever when it comes to beer names.

When bottleing my stout i had to stick my sanitized hand to tighten the spigot. I remeber how sticky my arm was afterward hence the name Sticky Arm Stout.

Not your grandfathers cream ale ( I posted this wrong. I was sending this to the guy with the 11% cream ale.)(My grandfather like little kings)

The best name I've ever heard was from McGuire's pub in Pensacola Fl. Their Barleywine was called
"I'll have what the Gentleman on the floor is having"

niquejim said:

The best name I've ever heard was from McGuire's pub in Pensacola Fl. Their Barleywine was called
"I'll have what the Gentleman on the floor is having"

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That is a great place! I was stationed at Hurlburt about 10 years ago and could not get enough of that place! Did you ever go there in the evening when the guy was doing the dirty lymrics? I used to live the Irish Wakes too.

Awesome names!

Mine so far:

Darth Chocolate Imperial Stout - Double choc stout running around 8%

Scheiße meine Hose Oktoberfest - Fake marzen w/ale yeast (means "**** my pants" in German)

My brewery name is Buttcrack Brewery, and in that vein, some of my brew names:

Two Moon Ridge IPA
Hiney The Other DIPA
Sweet Cheeks Mandarin Hefeweizen
Hershey Highway Chocolate Milk Stout
Tramp Stamp Milk Stout
Skid Mark APA
Applebottom Apfelwine
Bad Moon Weizen Hefeweizen
Panty Snatcher Prickly Pear Mead (20% ABV)

asidrane said:

I've spent a good deal of timing coming up with clever names. So far I have:
Black Hops (Black IPA if I ever formulate the recipe and get around to brewing it)

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Blue Hills Black Hops. Use the name though, cuz their's isn't very good.

niquejim said:

The best name I've ever heard was from McGuire's pub in Pensacola Fl. Their Barleywine was called
"I'll have what the Gentleman on the floor is having"

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Win.

I've been to their place in Destin, but the selection wasn't very good when I was there. Love the dollar bill thing though.

jimmayhugh said:

My brewery name is Buttcrack Brewery, and in that vein, some of my brew names:

Two Moon Ridge IPA
Hiney The Other DIPA
Sweet Cheeks Mandarin Hefeweizen
Hershey Highway Chocolate Milk Stout
Tramp Stamp Milk Stout
Skid Mark APA
Applebottom Apfelwine
Bad Moon Weizen Hefeweizen
Panty Snatcher Prickly Pear Mead (20% ABV)

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Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp. Great logo, they also have one called Lubrication.

I'm working up a recipe now for a big hoppy amber/pale ale, sort of in the Nugget Nectar vein that I'm just going to call "Hop Pun" since I can't seem to come up with one anywhere near as good as the ones out there.

My names usually reference pop culture stuff. My favorite is "Doubly So Lunchtime Bitter" (points for anyone who gets it).

One of my employees called me a horrible human once. I thanked him
and now call my house beer Horrible Human. It's my take on Arrogant Bastard.

Pontificating Pumpkin Porter is the name of my Pumpkin Spiced Porter, too many and you will be long winded too!

My brew club has a couple interesting named beers.

T n' Ale: amber ale with Earl Grey tea in it.

God Yammit: We put sweet yams in the mash.

The Tn'Ale is good. The God Yammit not so much.

My Halloween pumpkin porter was called Night of the Living Bread and the label was Eric Villafane's pumpkin carving of a zombie crawling out of a humongous pumpkin. I added a word balloon next to the zombie to where he's moaning about "Graaaaaaaiiins"

Abraham Lincoln Continental Breakfast Stout.

Forrest

Panty Peeler Tripel by Midnight Sun Brewing

Brewed a maxican brown ale and used/borrowed this:

I'm currently brewing a batch of "Moose Knuckle IPA". (there's a backstory to the name, but it's long and boring unless you were there).

I have a friend who wants me to make "Camel Toe Blonde" next. I'm also considering a whole line of recipes to go with names like:

Muffin Top Stout
Wedgie Wheat Ale

... you get the idea.

My son-in-law's name is Dom, so I made him a "DOMinator Stout". He also is a Captain in the Army, so I made an "Armywives Porter" for my daughter. Both good beers.

NRS

P.S. He just got back from Iraq

Golden Shower - APA
The BBC - Chocolate stout. Goggle it if you don't watch porn.
IBWIPIPA - It Burns When I Pee IPA. 187 IBU tongue scorcher.
Ewe Turn - Scotch ale
Gay Cowboy - Lambic with 5lbs of sour apple Jolly Ranchers in it.

I just bottled an IPA.. anyone seen role models? I named it Whispering EyePA

As you can see, my last name is Stout. So I was thinking of making a Stout Lager and then have someone get pissed off at me about the name.

jimmayhugh said:

My brewery name is Buttcrack Brewery, and in that vein, some of my brew names:

Two Moon Ridge IPA
Hiney The Other DIPA
Sweet Cheeks Mandarin Hefeweizen
Hershey Highway Chocolate Milk Stout
Tramp Stamp Milk Stout
Skid Mark APA
Applebottom Apfelwine
Bad Moon Weizen Hefeweizen
Panty Snatcher Prickly Pear Mead (20% ABV)

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OK, then you'll like the beer I just made and named:

The Brown I - India Brown Ale.

I don't think I'll go to market with that name.

I just love naming my beers. Here are a few...
Nathan Hale Ale
Barb's Crystal Sphere (A Christmas Beer)
Uncle Bill's Porter
Born To Be Mild Ale
IPAnema Ale

Amber ale in primary I'm calling it
Tiffany and amber ale

I and the three other guys I brew with have MORE than our fair share of erally stupid beer names. The first one is for a pale ale. It was about the same time as the "Lookit mah horse, Mah horse is amazing..." web gem came out. (http://lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/) So it's name is HORSE POP!

Next we made a "Jim Jones Kool-Aide Porter....So good youll die for one!"

I named my first red "Roof matches the Rug Red" but when my wife figured out the reference it got changed...

I named the munich lager i brewed "drunkel dunkel"

I just came up with this one!

"Rapist Wit"

benbradford said:

I just came up with this one!

"Rapist Wit"

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That'll go over great with the ladies...

"Rapist Wit"

1. Rapist Wit
The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.
Lloyd Christmas

We've had a couple with hop names, like Hovering Hops (Stone Brewing Levitation Ale clone), Hitchin' Hops, a beer we made for a wedding.

I just finished an Imperial Black IPA. Yes, I know, there's no such style. But I called it

Danger, Will Robinson Ale

I am bottling a Flanders Red and calling it "Stupid Sexy Flanders"

I actually brewed a stout that I came up with for a dystopian sci-fi story I'm writing about a home brewer who winds up doing it in a 6BBL brewery while plotting against the NWO. He'll ship out a beer called Queen Anne's Revenge with Blackbeard on the label right before they execute their plan against the mad world of "Time Lords 2034-The Alternate Prometheus"! I've also come up with others,like Maori IPA,a NZ hopped ale with a Maori warrior on the label.