I've never 'waxed my carrot'. I like your wife's phraseology.
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I've never 'waxed my carrot'. I like your wife's phraseology.
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He forgot to mention that it's orange.
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Dude I got that cleared up.
estricklin
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Reminds me of my ex-wife, somehow thought that having LESS sex when would help the speed of conception.........
Thew new wife is much better I'm happy to report.
The child support is very expensive though.
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Can't be any worse than if you were still married.
I have no idea why they need half the **** she buys them. We have a storage tote full of kids shoes, and she's looking for a back to school pair. WTF woman!
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Yup, so is mine.
I have to remind her that I rarely know what the hell she's talking about as it is, but using medical terminology makes it that much worse.
Roadliner
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lol
WPStrassburg
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Mine tried this when we were trying for our second one.....
I informed her that obviously my carrot waxing didn't impact the creation of our first.
It took us 18 months to have our last one.
That ruined fun time for a couple months and set a difficult precedence about protection and birth control moving forward.
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Great so I have something to look forward to.
Aside from a screaming **** monster out to ruin your life? Yes.
This thread is USELESS without picts! Baaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa
Carry on!
Jay
Carry on!
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You sure you want to see that?
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OK - that freaked me out at first.
I thought that was a rat and a gerbil. I'm pretty tolerant, but I draw the line at interspecies diddling.
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OK - that freaked me out at first.
I thought that was a rat and a gerbil. I'm pretty tolerant, but I draw the line at interspecies diddling.
Oh, so the B stands for Bigot then?
Got it. :cross:
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Tough time making babies? That's a problem I like to work on.
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TEARS! OMFG!
OK I am "kinda" glad I asked!'
Just kinda!
Cheers
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Cheeto's, they'll put a scare into you.
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Where'd you get these? Crap, I thought they were deleted.
You only got drunk three times? Dude, I am so sorry!
noggins
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This.
We tried for years for baby #2. Years of schedules and methods and pills and calculations and blah blah blah blah.... then we both got hammered on valentines day this year and made a baby getting nastier than the nastiest nasty in our shower. also she was on some kind of diet pill that's basically like crack and her dr. says that probably did it.
WTH kind of diet pill is that?
Natdavis777
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Yup... Worked for me and my wife who wasnt able to get pregnant.
And our friends on St Pattys (she was fertile though)
And my brother...
Basically, just tie one on have awesome sex, and enjoy the little one
hunter_le five
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Wait... wait... WAIT. Hold on....
Getting druck leads to babies???
That's it, I'm swearing off the booze for good this time.
Getting druck leads to babies???
That's it, I'm swearing off the booze for good this time.
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Well...they are both attractive girls, especially my step daughter, but that would get a little weird for me...you'll have to find your own pics! ;-)
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We have fertility issues. It took a lot of experimenting to find out for sure, but we've reached the point where we know it isn't going to happen without IVF. But, depressing stuff out of the way...
When we first started with the fertility treatment, they put her on some sort of hormone supplement. The effect was short-lived, but for the first month or so, she couldn't keep her hands off of me. Like, multiple times a day, jumping my bones in the middle of the night, it was pretty awesome (albeit not very conducive to a healthy sperm count). Of course, then we got into the wanking into a cup and awkward doctor's appointments, but it was fun while it lasted.
When we first started with the fertility treatment, they put her on some sort of hormone supplement. The effect was short-lived, but for the first month or so, she couldn't keep her hands off of me. Like, multiple times a day, jumping my bones in the middle of the night, it was pretty awesome (albeit not very conducive to a healthy sperm count). Of course, then we got into the wanking into a cup and awkward doctor's appointments, but it was fun while it lasted.
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. Of course, then we got into the wanking into a cup and awkward doctor's appointments, but it was fun while it lasted.
You want to talk about awkward appointments, try having you mom work at the IVF clinic.
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Wife will be 41 this December, and I will be 42 this November.
Have been casually trying since February of this year and so far we've not even had a blip of a sign.
The sex has been amazing tho'. Like BC amazing. And having her off of BC for so long has done wonders for her too.
I think we are approaching the point where we just accept that two is our limit. We've both been debating on whether or not I should get the snip to avoid any surprises in the years to come.
Have been casually trying since February of this year and so far we've not even had a blip of a sign.
The sex has been amazing tho'. Like BC amazing. And having her off of BC for so long has done wonders for her too.
I think we are approaching the point where we just accept that two is our limit. We've both been debating on whether or not I should get the snip to avoid any surprises in the years to come.
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
You want to talk about awkward appointments, try having you mom work at the IVF clinic.
Yup, that'd do it. :/
My mom is nosy enough as-is, I couldn't imagine her being closely involved in the process.
SPR-GRN
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I remember when my wife and I decided it was time to have a baby. We started trying around out 1 year anniversary; she was all worried about fertility issues, and tracking her cycle and "what if" scenarios, which my general reply was "well, before you worry about a potential fertility issue, how about we try for a little while first?" we got pregnant almost immediately. We did keep at it like rabbits to make sure the pregnancy stuck though ;-).
We want to have a second at some point in the future, but our first just celebrated his first birthday this month, and we are not ready to add another to the mix just yet.
Good luck to those of you going through IVF &/or fertilization treatments; there are other options out there too; adoption & surrogacy to name a couple.
We want to have a second at some point in the future, but our first just celebrated his first birthday this month, and we are not ready to add another to the mix just yet.
Good luck to those of you going through IVF &/or fertilization treatments; there are other options out there too; adoption & surrogacy to name a couple.
If you have to resort to using special services, I recommend this place:
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drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
We're looking into adoption. Once we were told that IVF was the only option for having our own, neither of us was really enthusiastic. Aside from the actual cost, she had some moral objections to the selective reduction, and I wasn't crazy about the potential of ending up with a "litter". A former co-worker whose wife did IVF ended up with triplets. I don't need a kid that bad!
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, and I wasn't crazy about the potential of ending up with a "litter". A former co-worker whose wife did IVF ended up with triplets. I don't need a kid that bad!
That's my biggest fear if we need to go that route.
I want a child, not a basketball team.
You never want to have so many they could gang up on you.
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Exactly.
I want 2 kids. There's 2 of us (my wife and I).
I don't want to be outnumbered.
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