Ok Im Drunk, now what?

what do you typically do after realizing ok Im drunk

Post! Rapidly! There's loads of places to wax on philosophically, but really anyplace is OK.

Try to stay out of trouble (jail)....

Only the impossible such as not Piss off the wife. I always fail but it was fun.

Sing

Think the OP will have a follow up thread titled......Ok I'm hungover, now what?

Just do what comes naturally.

Peeing in the yard.
Dancing to the music in your head.
Singing "Desperado" to the neighbors.

That kind of thing.

Tear off my t-shirt and then fight the cops.

Depends...if there's more beer I drink it if there's not I walk to the store or uber to the closest brewery

You know that thing that's really been pissin you off? It's time to address that.

Masturbate in public. Next question.

Homercidal said:

Peeing in the yard.

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Peeing in the front yard.

Peeing in the back yard is not drunk.

Peeing in the neighbors front yard is super drunk.

Cook and eat a bunch of awful sh*t that you would never do sober.

Ozarks_Mountain_Brew said:

what do you typically do after realizing ok Im drunk

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What do I typically do when I realize, OK, you're drunk?

I just kind of let it roll off my back.

"OK, I'm drunk, now what?"

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Time to find out if you really can fly.

Time to call all of your ex-girlfriends to find out which one is still in love with you.

Time to find out just how flammable your farts are.

Time to find out whether your wife has been lying about "butt stuff", or just playing hard to get.

Time to find out whether your father-in-law's refrigerator really is running, and whether he's fast enough to catch it.

Time to find out whether the cops will deliver a pizza to you if you ask really nicely.

Time to find out just how tough that biker bar on the edge of town really is.

Ozarks_Mountain_Brew said:

what do you typically do after realizing ok Im drunk

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Eat the piece of chicken stuck to your face after you wake up drunk & hungry. - Believe me its possible.

m1k3 said:

Peeing in the front yard.

Peeing in the back yard is not drunk.

Peeing in the neighbors front yard is super drunk.

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$hitting on your neighbors front door stoop imagining you're in the in the 3rd person, super druck, and pretending to be a stanky-ass mutha-fuvcka, and claiming its not yo falt if they like liene summer shandy.

Barf when they question your sincerity. Go find a place to pass out when you know cops are on their way so they seem like schmucks for calling in' the po-po.

I run out of ideas.

Where am I?
If home, keep drinking..
If other, figure out escape plan and then keep drinking as needed.

Time for another Donky Kong 10% banana brew ha ha.

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