Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Seven super bowls...

🖕🏼

Comeback already happening

HoppyDaze said:

Why? Will you come up with something super unique to say about how good they are?

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Will he choose the "another dominating win" or "never in doubt"?

He's only used those about 3000 times.

Oh. What will you use?

Oh. That's right. Your team never makes it this far

Comeback is on!

When Phish is the intro music for the Falcons,
It is a good good sign!
Hell they played Wrigley this summer and see how that worked out!

HoppyDaze said:

Comeback already happening

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Or not

Its an old fashioned azz kickin.

Ehhh. Whatta ys gonna do

Falcons deserve it 1,000%

When do you start going for it on all fourth downs?

Lol

Chokefest

Like a gazelle!

Cape Brewing said:

Oh. What will you use?

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Patriots suck.

Their only super bowl win in 10+ years is because Petey called a dumb play.

Or, how much money has Cape blown to see the Patriots lose super bowls?

Patriots jamming headsets again

I need total points to get to 58. On the fence if I'd rather have the Pats make a last breath just fall short comeback or have the Falcons just put the pedal down.

Yeah. They're terrible. Seven super bowls. Wow. Crazy how much they suck

Amateurs.

Looks like Brady needed a 5 game suspension. He's spent.

How many wins in the last decade?

motobrewer said:

How many wins in the last decade?

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New England Bridesmaids?

Good lord

Finally, a game!

fosaisu said:

New England Bridesmaids?

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How many "bridesmaids" have you been?? Go ahead. List them. I'll wait

Cape Brewing said:

How many "bridesmaids" have you been?? Go ahead. List them. I'll wait

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I'm more the groomsman type.

But please tell me you didn't spend $2k to go to Houston and follow this thread from the stands. Time for a beer run.

fosaisu said:

But please tell me you didn't spend $2k to go to Houston and follow this thread from the stands.

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Relevant

Atlanta doing everything they can to give this game away.

I assume he doesn't really go to these SBs, just elaborate trolling.

Gotta give props, Catch of the year. Jesus.

Patriots are going to win

No more 'tyree' complaints

Good lord atlanta

Packers have a whole slew of plays for situations like this.

Damn you, Cape. I'm super jelly of you.....awesome game to see in person.

Aren't they all "let Rodgers throw another crazy ass Hail Mary and pray the defense doesn't know how to cover it again"?

Hahahhaah

Falcons are the biggest choke artists of all time.

Hats off Cape. Your boys may be fascists but they can play football. Enjoy the evening you've earned it.

That was pretty awesome

Oh. Hey