Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

SWEET! A quick 3 and off to the races!

Come on Denver!

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Jay

I was just thinking...I'd never seen an NFL playoff game with 33 minutes of Garbage Time before

Cheers! (Go Steelers!)

I think I would rather play the Broncos.

I don't disagree but would rather have a game to go to next weekend rather than watching it on TV

Cape Brewing said:

I don't disagree but would rather have a game to go to next weekend rather than watching it on TV

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The Patriots playoff record at home is all the motivation one should need...

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Cape Brewing said:

I don't disagree but would rather have a game to go to next weekend rather than watching it on TV

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I considered that, but your happiness doesn't matter to me.

GOAT: Belichick is 66-0 when leading by more than a touchdown during halftime.

Cape Brewing said:

I don't disagree but would rather have a game to go to next weekend rather than watching it on TV

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denver is a quick 5 hr flight

Pats open as 3 point favorite.

After watching that abortion of a playoff game, Las Vegas is being kind to Denver.
Manning is cooked, and I don't see their secondary keeping up with the weaponry at The GOAT's disposal.

If Edelman and Gronk are ready to go, the Patriots will pillage and lay waste to Denver...

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At least we will now get a week of "Peyton leads the Broncos to victory" bullshti

And you can count on mass quantities of Brady-Manning XVII 'til we're all bleeding out our ears.

Look - it's started already!


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this is great

Damn, had Pittsburgh vs carolina for my office pool

ComcastWineRookie said:

this is great

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You made that yourself, didn't you?

From all accounts you'd be giving him too much credit.

I think it's hilarious, but then again I'm not all salty and stuff right now...

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day_trippr said:

From all accounts you'd be giving him too much credit.



I think it's hilarious, but then again I'm not all salty and stuff right now...



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Whatever.... Your entire life is salty topped with sandy.

HoppyDaze said:

Whatever.... Your entire life is salty topped with sandy.

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Ahahahaha! Loser says "what"?

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Read the rulebook. It's called a coin toss not flip:
Whaaaaaaaa

another pure gold

day_trippr said:

Ahahahaha! Loser says "what"?

Cheers!

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Cape, you're going to have to explain to your boy why this joke makes no f--King sense on this medium.

This is pretty butthurt:

Sarah must be a big A&M fan.

Sarah sounds hot.

Think of the children!!

So, hoppy's real name is Sarah. Huh.

Also, why was there an A&M flag at the Seattle game?

motobrewer said:

Also, why was there an A&M flag at the Seattle game?

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someone already beat you to that lame ass joke.

I think Lynch is going to make a great back up RB for the Pats next year.

League minimum?

We'd have to legalize it, first.

Does Oregon have a pro football team?
No?
How about Colorado?

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He's a couple years younger than Blount I think... I'll take the younger legs

Actually... they're the same age. Nevermind, I'll take Blount

I dunno...if you could get the full-on Beast Mode for Blount Money, that'd be a tough deal to turn down.
When Lynch is motivated he is a freakin' force like few others...

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He'll want big money.... unless he wants another ring... and something tells me he doesn't give a fcku about a ring

I'm not even sure he has any f@cks to give about money, either.
He might just be done, and if that means we never have to face him, I'd be fine with that...

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Ugh. The last thing I want to see is a solid week of the sports media pronouncing Manning deceased.

Really bad juju. I don't like it at all...

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[edit] And in other NFL "news", rumours are the league may release a summary result of their double-secret ball testing initiative between the Conference Championship games and the Superbowl...

Sudden Realization regarding the Divisional Playoffs: we won't be hearing any more insanity about enshrining Wilson for a long while...

Cheers! (Effin' happy that's all ovah )

day_trippr said:

Sudden Realization regarding the Divisional Playoffs: we won't be hearing any more insanity about enshrining Wilson for a long while...



Cheers! (Effin' happy that's all ovah )

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The media latches on to a "next new thing" all the time... its to be expected. Fans need some glimmer of hope, regardless of how silly it is, that their team might have a chance against the Pats so the media tries to build up anyone they can. Hell Vick even got MVP votes that year. Remember? I mean... He lost out to the GOAT but he at least got votes.

You see what I mean.

Speaking of which... Where did those cool Chiefs fans go? They were here for about two days. What happened??

They have a lot of accounting to do. Busy, busy.