Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

McBrewskie said:

Pete gets all these mother busters on a regimen when they get there. Dude's a scumbag, has been since when I was at USC cheering him on.

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He totally should have known about a random booster who he's never met and his agreement with Reggie Bush's parents 100 miles away. TOTALLY should have known that bro...

Cape Brewing said:

It's the culture up in that area of the country. Chip Kelly at Oregon (total fraud program)... Sweet Pete now with the Cheathawks... Thats all they know.

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Ducks are one of the cleanest programs in all of college football. Chip Kelly...don't hate on him because he's better than you. In fact Bellychick sought him out for advice more than once. He'll dominate in the NFL.

Cape Brewing said:

Oh look at that.... Another player from the Seattle Cheathawks has been suspended for PEDs. Who coulda seen that comin'!?!

Pathetic.

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What's that make now, 2 players in the last five years. HOW INSANE!!!

"pathetic" is right. You're trash talk game is non-existent.

HoppyDaze said:

Ducks are one of the cleanest programs in all of college football. Chip Kelly...don't hate on him because he's better than you. In fact Bellychick sought him out for advice more than once. He'll dominate in the NFL.

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Chimp Kelly?

HoppyDaze said:

What's that make now, 2 players in the last five years. HOW INSANE!!!

"pathetic" is right. You're trash talk game is non-existent.

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That's three in a year, less than a year. Sherman got off on a technicality, he was guilty as ****.

McBrewskie said:

Chimp Kelly?

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You are so going to eat those words...I'll be there to enjoy it.

Darwin18 said:

I'd rather have an incompetent at QB than a rapist. That's just me though, not sure how it works in Pittsburgh.

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haha


that's gold right there

Cape Brewing said:

It's the culture up in that area of the country. Chip Kelly at Oregon (total fraud program)... Sweet Pete now with the Cheathawks... Thats all they know.

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throwing rocks in a glass house

I can think of a few cheaters in the North East

I'd point out the irony of Cape yelling cheat as a Pats fan but it'd be too easy. They have to get caught to learn how to hide it as well as Belicheat does. Give them time.

Also, what's the over/under on number of players in the NFL using Deer Antler & Penis spray right now? 250? 300?

HoppyDaze said:

Ducks are one of the cleanest programs in all of college football. Chip Kelly...don't hate on him because he's better than you. In fact Bellychick sought him out for advice more than once. He'll dominate in the NFL.

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So what your saying is, Chip Kelly is better at life than me?

HessenHelles said:

So what your saying is, Chip Kelly is better at life than me?

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Very likely

hopstupid said:

throwing rocks in a glass house

I can think of a few cheaters in the North East

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But Oregon has only been accused at this point. Just like Dick Sherman. Innocent as all get out. You know you're really good (better than your accusers) when unjustified hate starts spewing.

It's like the kettle calling Capes mom black, but really she just likes the black

Accidic said:

I'd point out the irony of Cape yelling cheat as a Pats fan but it'd be too easy. They have to get caught to learn how to hide it as well as Belicheat does. Give them time.

Also, what's the over/under on number of players in the NFL using Deer Antler & Penis spray right now? 250? 300?

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You forgot the irony of Cape mentioning college football. Twice.

Cheaters. Terrible terrible cheaters.

HoppyDaze said:

But Oregon has only been accused at this point. Just like Dick Sherman. Innocent as all get out. You know you're really good (better than your accusers) when unjustified hate starts spewing.

It's like the kettle calling Capes mom black, but really she just likes the black

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Sherman tested positive, if he got off on a technicality it does not change those results. He was not innocent.

Cape Brewing said:

Cheaters. Terrible terrible cheaters.

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Takes one to know one, eh Pats fans?

AZ_IPA said:

You forgot the irony of Cape mentioning college football. Twice.

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Touche'

Cooter Carrol. seahawks are so terrible.

don't worry, the Packers will remain a bastion of morality.

Darwin18 said:

Takes one to know one, eh Pats fans?

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Buttfumble.

motobrewer said:

don't worry, the Packers will remain a bastion of morality.

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Yeah.... But that's because they don't have a choice. Clay Mathews already did all of the steroids so there any left for anyone else to even get their hands on.

I'm still not convinced he did ALL of the steroids or he'd be better. Nevertheless, I think they should check the horse shampoo he uses to make sure he didn't spike it with the rest of them. It's the only solution that makes sense under the circumstances.

Oh, and Zaxby's. Just because.

ALL the steriods. All of them.

There are guido body builders in Gold's gyms all over the country shrinking by the minute

cape brewing said:

all the steriods. All of them.

There are guido body builders in gold's gyms all over the country shrinking by the minute

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gtl

clay just eats his wheaties and works out like a good ol' boy.


move along, nothing more to see here.

In other news, a University of Wisconsin based study finds that Phytosterols in Wheaties are mistakenly detected as Anabolic Steroids on drug test panels.

the coolest.

Is that Roday?

This thread is essentially the short bus, just filled with retards

hopstupid said:

throwing rocks in a glass house

I can think of a few cheaters in the North East

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Ha! +1 suck eggs cape you are SO stupid it's just pathetic

^ Omg I'm gonna go home and paint my nails while bitching about the popular gurls is all I got out of that

LOL!! I can't figure out if that was intentional or if we have a new "relevant fact".

Cape, I believe the correct response is " I know you are but what am I?"

And by the way, you'd think that after rising from the dead he wouldn't be so *****ey!

Lazarous said:

This thread is essentially the short bus, just filled with retards

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Welcome!

Lazarous said:

This thread is essentially the short bus, just filled with retards

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Check your helmet at the door, please.

Actually, don't. You obviously need it. Hang onto that thing.

stratslinger said:

Check your helmet at the door, please.

Actually, don't. You obviously need it. Hang onto that thing.

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I recommend you affix it with superglue... It werked fur me!

"suck eggs"... Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Ouch looks like Crabtrees Mvp season took a major blow.

Punity said:

Ouch looks like Crabtrees Mvp season took a major blow.

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SF Sucks

I wish I could say I was shocked about Crabtree but alas I cannot. It really is a shame though.

That sucks.

I'd yell Jinx but even I'm not that cruel.

Accidic said:

I'd yell Jinx but even I'm not that cruel.

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Freak accident. Sucks, but Niners are still the best team in the division.