Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

day_trippr said:

The first two of those are a lock.

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You guys being dumb and me a shareholder? Agree

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

Worked for Dilfer

Dilly Dilly

Cape Brewing said:

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

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At least he wasn’t going to type in Bloke Buttfarker then go back and edit his previous post to correct his egregious mistake, all the while blaming somebody else. (Unlike someone on this thread, whom we won’t name out of common courtesy, but his initials are (C)ape (B)rewing.

OTOH he’s probably not dizzy from spinning so much.


Hey Cape, how DO you manage to make it up the ramps to the upper deck at Gillette, does the wife dribble your spinning azz like a basketball?

Your posts still suck

Cape Brewing said:

Your posts still suck

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His face, too.

day_trippr said:

So jelly.

If you're looking for something to do with your Sundays, the winter steelhead season should be picking up nicely about now

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On my radar ... going to light up some steel in AZs back yard.

day_trippr said:

Well that sucks. Still early-ish though, yes?
My best days up on the Olympic Peninsula rivers there was always snow on the ground and ice in the air...

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Jan - Feb for steelhead (main stem & coastal tributaries) then spring chinook in March - May.

HoppyDaze said:

On my radar ... going to light up some steel in AZs back yard.

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Don’t you mean sonar, dumbazz?

Cape Brewing said:

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

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If you say "Blake Bortles" three times while looking at a football he throws an interception, so I won't be saying that.

I am honestly just happy that we aren't trash this year. On to SanFran

I'm picturing AZ gently packing a TB12 jersey into his suitcase and repeatedly watching Good Will Hunting for his salmon trip to get the accent just right. Pretend to be a Charlestown townie and awe the Seahawk fans on the shore.

Haha... “Blake Bortles”.

So classic.

TheDudeLebowski said:

I'm picturing AZ gently packing a TB12 jersey into his suitcase and repeatedly watching Good Will Hunting for his salmon trip to get the accent just right. Pretend to be a Charlestown townie and awe the Seahawk fans on the shore.

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At least I don't have a TB12 doll like someone in this thread does.

bluemoose said:

Don’t you mean sonar, dumbazz?

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no

AZ_IPA said:

At least I don't have a TB12 doll like someone in this thread does.

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I think my youngest finally grew out of the Elf and Shelf and the TB12 on the shelf this year.

Sucks.

“.... and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man on the moon....”

Pretty soon he'll be dunking on dad in the driveway.

Cape Brewing said:

I think my youngest finally grew out of the Elf and Shelf and the TB12 on the shelf this year.

Sucks.

“.... and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man on the moon....”

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The **** apple doesn't fall far from the **** apple tree

So bitter.

TheDudeLebowski said:

Pretty soon he'll be dunking on dad in the driveway.

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That wouldn’t take much. I have a 4.5” vertical jump and no one will even confuse me for “tall”. Luckily I tower over PTN’s 4 foot 2 but still. Plus I have NO issue with elbows on the way up if someone tries it.

Everyone has to treat Hoppy extra special as he's been reading Seahawk obituaries and the reality of a Rebuilding Year has him and all his 12th Person friends uber depressed...

Reading before bed.

Life is good, albeit weird.

Wait - did someone brew a Zima?

The freakin’ light bulb in the leg blew on the lamp we have on the tap box. I dont think it can be changed either

Of course it can be changed. You just need to take the lamp entirely apart. I recommend leaving it plugged in while you’re doing it.

LOL!!!!!!!!! I get it!! Cuz I might get electrocuted!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!

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paulthenurse said:

Reading before bed.

Life is good, albeit weird.
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That's the same lamp from the movie A Christmas Story!! Hilarious! Where in the world did you find that lamp????

Lot of interesting things in that pic. Is that a bo staff in the back you use to practice with before bedtime?

My daughters got me the lamp for Xmas a few years ago. SWMBO won’t let me keep it In the living room like I want to so I keep it next to the bed year around just to piss her off.

And the stick is a hiking staff I whittled while I was hiking the Appalachian Trail years ago, had that thing for a long time.

Weirdest thing in the picture is the Bog Iron pint glass.

Am I the only one who doesn't get the black box with cord sticking out?

It’s called a Kindle. It’s kind of like a book that lets you watch porn.

Just another $100k fine for the Seahawks.

When is the league just going to close that franchise and their culture if cheating down?

Do last place teams get asterisks?

Wtf kind of kindle is 3" thick? Tb12 special if you know what I mean!

It's a Willard.

Yo *****nozzle,

Upgrade your browser from f'ing smoke signals. It's a Kindle sitting atop a couple of paperback books.

One of them, BTW, is by my dear friend Don Ferris, Exploring the Shipwrecks of Cape Cod. A treatise on the thousands of wrecks around the waters of Cape Cod. A wicked pissah read.

Not as good as Youporn but a close second.

paulthenurse said:

Yo *****nozzle,

Upgrade your browser from f'ing smoke signals. It's a Kindle sitting atop a couple of paperback books.

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That isn't how you load books onto a Kindle.

Ptn owned by the jv squad, classic.

Doesn’t take much

Cape Brewing said:

Just another $100k fine for the Seahawks.

When is the league just going to close that franchise and their culture if cheating down?

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If cheating?

At least everyone knew the Patriots actually cheated. No "if's" about it....

Nice Freudian slip....