Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

Cape Brewing said:
The team I feel like I have an affiliation with is more capable of winning contests than the team you feel like you have an affiliation with.

Careful with the inflammatory comments

motobrewer · Dec 14, 2015

Cape Brewing said:
The team I feel like I have an affiliation with is more capable of winning contests than the team you feel like you have an affiliation with.

That joke would be funnier in the cider forum.

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

Here's a list of people who care:

HoppyDaze · Dec 14, 2015

wesleys said:
here's a list of people who care:

that's funny because there's no people listed which means no one cares!!!!

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

My feelings are hurt

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

Thats not nice wes!

HoppyDaze · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
My feelings are hurt

A list of those sensitive to your plight:

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

I get it. Let me try.

List of panthers fans before this season:

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
I get it. Let me try.

List of people who knew the panthers existed before this season:

Ftfy

stratslinger · Dec 14, 2015

Clearly the more accurate of the two statements

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

finsfan said:
Thats not nice wes!

Sorry, I didn't include you. If you'd like, I can work up a list that references your pathetic team.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
Sorry, I didn't include you. If you'd like, I can work up a list that references your pathetic team.

Dont you have to have a team to make fun of someone else's?

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

finsfan said:
Dont you have to have a team to make fun of someone else's?

You're right, I don't have a team. I am, however, a fan of a team.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
You're right, I don't have a team.

Exactly.

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

You're both frauds who root for other people's home teams. Disqualified.

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
You're both frauds who root for other people's home teams. Disqualified.

Football left Houston in 96. Who was I supposed to start rooting for? The Cowboys? That's no way to live.

bluemoose · Dec 14, 2015

You should be Panthers fan this year! Just ask all of last year's Seahawks fans how fun it is.

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
Football left Houston in 96. Who was I supposed to start rooting for? The Cowboys? That's no way to live.

You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

slym2none · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

That's adorable...

slym2none · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
I get it. Let me try.

List of panthers fans before this season:

That's just precious...

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

I already have a team, but nice of you to try and help me out.

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

I guess it's true, people from NC only have about three words in their vocabulary.

slym2none · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

Something you don't know about, perhaps? Being a lifelong fan?

wobrien · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
I don't have a team.

WesleyS said:
I already have a team

Which is it?

slym2none · Dec 14, 2015

wobrien said:
I guess it's true, people from NC only have about three words in their vocabulary.

I know over one hunnert words, thenkyewverruhmuch!

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

slym2none said:
I know over one hunnert words, thenkyewverruhmuch!

Is "bandwagon" one of them?

day_trippr · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
Is "bandwagon" one of them?

ahahaahahaha! Love this guy!

slym2none · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
Is "bandwagon" one of them?

Nope. I learned that's a made-up word concocted by jealous Massholes.

HoppyDaze · Dec 14, 2015

The Dolphins are way more interesting when one linebacker is plowing the other one's sister.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

I may not be happy with all of his performances, but you gotta give Tannehill credit for being tough. Dude gets blasted more than most QBs and never gets hurt. Take notes ladies.

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

slym2none said:
Nope. I learned that's a made-up word concocted by jealous Massholes.

That's adorable

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

finsfan said:
but you gotta give Tannehill credit

No

bluemoose · Dec 14, 2015

finsfan said:
I may not be happy with all of his performances, but you gotta give Tannehill credit for being tough. Dude gets blasted more than most QBs and never gets hurt. Take notes ladies.

I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

bluemoose said:
I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

No way dude. Tannehill lives in Miami.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
No

Do you even watch sports, bro?

WesleyS · Dec 14, 2015

finsfan said:
Do you even watch sports, bro?

Don't you have a game to be watching and crying during?

user 574 · Dec 14, 2015

This is like watching middle school boys where some are going through puberty and others haven't quite gotten there yet.

1977Brewer · Dec 14, 2015

DesertBrew said:
This is like watching middle school boys where some are going through puberty and others haven't quite gotten there yet.

This thread? Yep. It's s middle school locker room, with a creepy old guy in the corner. Or two. Land they won't shut up about how great The Patriots are.

finsfan · Dec 14, 2015

WesleyS said:
Don't you have a game to be watching and crying during?

No tears champ. Lots of beers.

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