The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

What an unbelievably stupid play. Plenty of time on the clock and Brady throws a bomb and gets picked off...UGH!!! DUMB!!!

Wow!!!!!!!!!

Ok, how effin cool was that!?!

Cheers!

I've been screaming at the TV all day. Then in the last few seconds..WOW, what a win. Next is the Redsox.. I can't take it.

I tell you what... Kenbrell Thompkins drops half the balls thrown to him - but if he ever learns to hold on consistently, that kid's a star.

I can't watch the Pats games anymore. Were out and about until 5:30, got to the Ale House at halftime and they were up 17-7. Watched the game go back and forth, left the restaurant after Brady's last pick. ****. Get home, wife turns on the TV... HOLY ****!!! WHAT DID THEY JUST DO?

I'm just not allowed to watch the games anymore, only bad **** results when I do.

But, if we're missing Talib for any length of time... and Mayo... and with Big Vince and Tommy Kelly out - man, they're going to have to scramble. Next man up!

Lucky we have a bye next week.

now time for a 5 hr red sox game

ComcastWineRookie said:

now time for a 5 hr red sox game

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Please no!

melana said:

please no!

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C'mon, it's Oktober Baseball.

Bulls Beers said:

:d

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Back at you. I never cared for baseball

I'm too old for 1:00 AM baseball games. I've been loving everything about this Sox team, but can't they throw me a bone and give us ONE afternoon game?

the_bird said:

I'm too old for 1:00 AM baseball games. I've been loving everything about this Sox team, but can't they throw me a bone and give us ONE afternoon game?

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Bruins will tomorrow.

the_bird said:

I'm too old for 1:00 AM baseball games. I've been loving everything about this Sox team, but can't they throw me a bone and give us ONE afternoon game?

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We're all getting old my friend.

ComcastWineRookie said:

now time for a 5 hr red sox game

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No 5 hr game for me, I'm done.

Not looking too good there Red Sox. Need to do better than that.

..... and, ****.

Well, I suppose the lesson for today is that you can't count out a Boston sports team until the final second/final out is recorded. Although I would have bet good money when I went to bed last night (~the sixth inning) that the Sox would have come back and taken last night's game. Alas... keep reminding myself, the Sox are playing with house money now.

"the lesson for today is that you can't count out a Boston sports team until the final second/final out is recorded."

I was about to violate that dictum and hit the rack when Big Papi hit a grand slam to tie the game in the 8th. Now I gotta stay up!

Cheers!

[edit] Totally worth it! :rockin:

... and for the second time tonight, the words "ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?!?!?!?" come out with great joy and with great volume.

Two side notes:

Tim McKarver debating with himself about the "fan interference" - when pointed out by Joe Buck, "with every camera angle we've seen, the fan doesn't interfere" responds "that's a good point!". ****ing moron.

Also; I'm really glad the team went with beards instead of everyone getting a Salty-style Jheri-Curl. LET YOUR SOUL GLOW!

the_bird said:

I'm too old for 1:00 AM baseball games. I've been loving everything about this Sox team, but can't they throw me a bone and give us ONE afternoon game?

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Four PM tomorrow. Finish work up early and head to your fave watering hole.


The Helen Keller Diving Society met on LSU yesterday. I took us out to Hypocrite Channel for some scallopz. The 8 foot swells going through thechsnnel should have been a hint that the visability was going to be sub optimal. I dropped Kim and Alice in first. They got nuttin'. I followd after they climbed on. I hit bottom at 97' and litteraly 'hit'' bottom. I was touching the gravel and couldn't see my hand. Dark as my ex's heart and twice as cold.

The hot tub, a couple O-fests and the Tommy Doyle's cured my urge for fried scallpps. They two last minute wins. What a great day.

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

the_bird said:

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

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Sounds good to me.

"I could watch this all day. In fact, I might."

Gotta take time out from that to watch da Brunes!

Cheers!

the_bird said:

I could watch this all day. In fact, I might.

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Those will never get old... both the grand salami and the single to win may go down in Sox history alongside Dave Roberts' stolen base in 2004.
and both of Papi's game winners in games 4 and 5.

Depends on what happens from here on out. I've got a good feeling about the rest of the series, though....

Where is the monster lobster pic Paul?

Well I stand corrected. Chris Berman just told me the Chargers have the best uniform in all of sports. I'll be damned.

I think powder blue would look good on PTN.

Powder blue toga perhaps.

I've got wicked sexy legs.

paulthenurse said:

I've got wicked sexy legs.

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there's a thread for that.

Not f'ing likely.


(And the crowd lets out a collective sigh of relief.)

*sigh*

:d

ComcastWineRookie said:

:d

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What, do you have a thing for Paul's legs?

unless they are sticking out from under a house, no

Does he have ruby slippers?

lol, prob not but maybe 1 of the dead hookers???

We know he has those

Could you please go back to being an irritating jackass? This saccharine sweet personality you've adopte

Omg PTNCalled me a jackass... I'm SO offended!