The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Could be worse. You could live in Eastern Mass.

Maybe this will help. (NSFW)
( unless it is your family, then I'm really sorry)

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...ing-day-freakout-taking-you-into-thanksgiving

Have an enjoyable Thanksgiving Massholes. Do what feels right, if you've had a recent loss, or if this is a first thanksgiving without a loved one, my dad passed in April. He didn't care much about the thanksgiving spread, so where ever he is eating or not eating, as long as some spirit isn't nagging the crap out of him to eat more, I know he's at peace. Paul that is some funny story about your friend and your dog. Never loose your sense of humor. Have a good day all... I'm back to cooking in a minute.

Happy Thanksgiving Massholes. Perhaps 2017 will be better for all.

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Happy Thanksgiving Massholes, as I sit here at my in-laws next to the sewage treatment plant remembering my dog who also died this year, I heartedly concur with the fck 2016 sentiment.

Embrace the massholiness ...

Thanksgiving leftover pizza today. Yum. Did you fire up the half-finished oven for some of these, Paul?

No time to use the pizza oven. In a dead out sprint for the end of the semester.

I'm setting the over/under at 8 for "How many "Fat guy sprinting jokes" in the next few days.

Now, now your grace, don't sell yourself short. it would be more the like of a
dew drop, sliding down a cool mint leaf ...

I'm considering crawling into a warm tub and opening a vein. Gronk out for the year? Da fuq?

You do have an amazing tub!

You are talking the one in the bathroom right ??

Maybe she is.

And maybe she isn't.

A tub son, a tub ... :beard:

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Not loving life at the moment.

So interesting

Waiting patiently for Cape to show up in the conical thread to sing their praises, especially at the homebrew scale...

He's busy getting a 1/4 scale Joe Andruzzi tattooed on his back.

Oh how 'bout you cram it in your cram hole

Strong in you the butthurt is

You're so old

I'm speechless. Absolutely speechless.
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The ballsy bastard is wearing a red stocking cap like he's Jacques Friggin' Cousteau

Jesus. Is that Mort??

Yup. Just home from the North American Man Elf Love Association convention.

At least he is dressed warmly ...

paulthenurse said:

Yup. Just home from the North American Man Elf Love Association convention.

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Ok, that's pretty damned funny, and I don't even know the elf...

Cheers!

It's shocking

Terrific ugly sweater...

The sweater is the best looking thing in the picture.

The stove is pretty nice.

TheDudeLebowski said:

The stove is pretty nice.

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With a notable exception Mrs Mort has great taste.

Good day to stay inside and brew...

Cheers!

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Slowly but surely, life's getting a wee bit better.

A newbie there Jay ... ... the pup i mean.

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Wassah name?

Buchholz to the Phillies.

Jeezuz, he was a head case before heading to the City of Brotherly Hate.

Lunch at IKEA makes me a loser, right?