CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
SWMBO is across the country for work, so I am even less centered than usual. Here's a few things I noticed last night and just today on my short commute to work.
1) every time I ask someone "how's your dog" the answer always seems to be "dead." I am going to stop asking this.
2) I hide Spam like prisoners hide porn, weapons and homebrew in my house. I know I'll get a lecture and it might even be confiscated. I probably wouldnt crave the stuff so much if it wasnt so hard to get. Last night, totally ate fried spam, not sure if the guilt is worth it.
3) Yeah, I can totally buy porn on the tv while SWMBO is out of town. Thing is, I can better stuff for free on the computer even when she is in town. Worst $9.99 I ever spent.
4) I'm not coerced, but usually I take SWMBO's lead when it comes to going to sleep. Since she wasnt there last night, I stayed up until 2 drinking scotch like a yutz. I woke up with just enough time to throw on clothes and get to work. So now Im hung over, smelly, and sans eyeglasses. How the hell did I function single??
5) I'm still angry from a post mtg made about his neighbor trashtalking his hobby and bringing his daughter into the insult. So, to recap my psychosis, I am angry that someone I have never met has said something paraphrased by someone else I have never met in a town I have never been to. I have no firsthand knowledge of the situation nor am I personally affected. Maybe I'm the one who is mentally ill here.
6) Before wildwest says it, yeah I'm probably the one who is mentally ill.
7) SWMBO has a college-aged cousin who is my facebook friend. Good kid, but thinks his polical views have to be heard. They are moronic, and will likely change by the time he hits 25. I have been forbidden from defriending him. Sigh.
8) I'm not sure what is odder, the fact that I invert my quote/response here is so bothersome to cheezydemon3, or the fact that I enjoy torturing him with it.
9) There is an 80% chance that anything I post, wherever I might be online, will get a "firstworld problems" response.
and finally...
10) My brain works so strangely. No matter what someone's av pic is I picture them as that pic when I read their post. For example, Brewknurd busts my chops (in hilarious fashion) whilst holding a dog and smiling, Airborneguy peeks from around a corner, and cheezy is a talking beer bottle. For this reason, I try to make sure I'm polite to Yooper.
1) every time I ask someone "how's your dog" the answer always seems to be "dead." I am going to stop asking this.
2) I hide Spam like prisoners hide porn, weapons and homebrew in my house. I know I'll get a lecture and it might even be confiscated. I probably wouldnt crave the stuff so much if it wasnt so hard to get. Last night, totally ate fried spam, not sure if the guilt is worth it.
3) Yeah, I can totally buy porn on the tv while SWMBO is out of town. Thing is, I can better stuff for free on the computer even when she is in town. Worst $9.99 I ever spent.
4) I'm not coerced, but usually I take SWMBO's lead when it comes to going to sleep. Since she wasnt there last night, I stayed up until 2 drinking scotch like a yutz. I woke up with just enough time to throw on clothes and get to work. So now Im hung over, smelly, and sans eyeglasses. How the hell did I function single??
5) I'm still angry from a post mtg made about his neighbor trashtalking his hobby and bringing his daughter into the insult. So, to recap my psychosis, I am angry that someone I have never met has said something paraphrased by someone else I have never met in a town I have never been to. I have no firsthand knowledge of the situation nor am I personally affected. Maybe I'm the one who is mentally ill here.
6) Before wildwest says it, yeah I'm probably the one who is mentally ill.
7) SWMBO has a college-aged cousin who is my facebook friend. Good kid, but thinks his polical views have to be heard. They are moronic, and will likely change by the time he hits 25. I have been forbidden from defriending him. Sigh.
8) I'm not sure what is odder, the fact that I invert my quote/response here is so bothersome to cheezydemon3, or the fact that I enjoy torturing him with it.
9) There is an 80% chance that anything I post, wherever I might be online, will get a "firstworld problems" response.
and finally...
10) My brain works so strangely. No matter what someone's av pic is I picture them as that pic when I read their post. For example, Brewknurd busts my chops (in hilarious fashion) whilst holding a dog and smiling, Airborneguy peeks from around a corner, and cheezy is a talking beer bottle. For this reason, I try to make sure I'm polite to Yooper.
