"While you're at it, Clark.. we'd like to get a little something for you too. Something *winks, makes clicking sound and points finger*.... reeeeeeeeeal nice."
"Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sown to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
"I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
You see this spot right here? *knocks on head* Well if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right."
"Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. "
My friends and I use quotes from this movie constantly. It's impossible for any of us to get together and not hear one of the following lines:
Sh!tter's full!
You serious, Clark?
The little lights are not twinkling, Clark.
C'mon boy, let's go find your sister.
Nah, he's just yackin' on a bone.
Can't see the lines, can ya Russ?
*winks, makes clicking sound and points finger*.... reeeeeeeeeal nice.
You mind me askin how much that setcha back?
if you're not doing anything constructive go get my <insert item name>
I'm gonna catch it in the coat, and smack it with a hammer.
SQUIRREL!
Christmas vacation is one of the greatest movies ever. SWMBO still rolls her eyes at me everytime that I recite Clark's rant at the end about Frank Shirley. We all get together for Christmas every year and watch it. All the wives leave and go in another room and talk because we all pretty much can recite the entire movie word for word. :rockin:
Have fun.
