Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Darwin18 said:

Zero concern about Brady's ankle? Apparently it could be season ending.

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... since it was hurt before last week's game, and it didn't seem to slow him down any against Buffalo, how would it possibly be season-ending?

You do realize that Brady's been listed on the injury report with a bum shoulder since, oh... 2001, right? And that the odds that accurate information about any real injuries being released is, oh... about 0.000000001%.

So it's cool if some Jets player twist his ankles while trying to tackle him? I want to get this established before the whining starts.

Did they catch the underwear bandit down in Dallas?!?

Darwin18 said:

So it's cool if some Jets player twist his ankles while trying to tackle him? I want to get this established before the whining starts.

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That's funny, 'cuz we've been listening to you whining for some time this season...

Cheers! (or is that "sobbing"? It's so hard to tell the difference )

I believe the term you are looking for is "bitching".

Darwin18 said:

So it's cool if some Jets player twist his ankles while trying to tackle him? I want to get this established before the whining starts.

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Did you guys sign Vontaze Burfict?

Darwin18 said:

I believe the term you are looking for is "bitching".

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Relevant fact!


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Chandler Jones is gonna hit Geno Smith so hard Geno will lose all control of his bowels.


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If he's in the locker room scrapping **** off of his legs then he won't be throwing picks. This can only benefit the Jets.

jbaysurfer said:

Did you guys sign Vontaze Burfict?

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Dolphins!!! AHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

motobrewer said:

Dolphins!!! AHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!

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You guys got a free timeout. But you beat us on the road. Credit where it's due. It hurts, but I have always had respect for the Packers.

If it helps you at all though...pretend I just said: No! YOU!

are you talking about the two timeouts your brain trust called?

motobrewer said:

are you talking about the two timeouts your brain trust called?

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If you count those you were gifted 3. How many you want ffs? You already won the game.

seahawks dominated by Romo at home (ROMO!!), patriots continue their march toward obscurity, dolphins still blow...

pretty solid week.

I didn't realize Romo played on the O-line now. He truly is versatile.

It's great being a Cowboy's fan in Houston right now. All the trash talk is on hush hush.

ROOOOOOMMMMOOOOOOO!

that guy runs hard.

Jupapabear said:

It's great being a Cowboy's fan in Houston right now. All the trash talk is on hush hush.

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Pretty sure it's never great to be a Cowboys fan.


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Jupapabear said:

It's great being a Cowboy's fan in Houston right now. All the trash talk is on hush hush.

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da fuq is u?

What's the difference between an NFL wedding and a regular wedding?

In a regular wedding the bride gets hit by rice after the ceremony!

*rim shot* *bows*

GenIke said:

What's the difference between an NFL wedding and a regular wedding?

In a regular wedding the bride gets hit by rice after the ceremony!

*rim shot* *bows*

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Boom!

I don't get it


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Seems appropriate given the beat down that will be given tonight:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/10/15/bill-parcells-excerpt-bill-belichick-new-york-jets

how cool would it be if the Jets had negative yards passing for the game?

The NE defense isn't that good especially with Mayo being out. It's Geno though so anything is possible. Instead of negative passing yards I'm calling at least one pick six.

I'm hoping for a crotchfumble, the even more embarrassing cousin of the buttfumble

Darwin18 said:

The NE defense isn't that good especially with Mayo being out.

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Your undying, albeit dilusional, optimism is a real source of inspiration

Jupapabear said:

It's great being a Cowboy's fan in Houston right now. All the trash talk is on hush hush.

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all cowboy fans should die from ebola.

Jupapabear said:

It's great being a Cowboy's fan in Houston right now. All the trash talk is on hush hush.

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As a Niner fan I'll gladly take going through Dallas in the playoffs over through the fucking Clink.

That's didnt take long haha.

That was kinda easy..

Bulls Beers said:

That was kinda easy..

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Playing in the AFC East has been easy for a decade plus.

DesertBrew said:

Playing in the AFC East has been easy for a decade plus.

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It just looks that way because the Patriots have been so good...

Is Rex Ryan wearing eye liner?

That wasn't easy...I'll take it..

Dominating win


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Hoping for a total beat down of the pesky j-e-t-s, but instead enjoyed the best Thursday Night Football game in years.

We had it all the way, of course

Cheers!

ChshreCat said:

Report: Stresses Of Jets Coaching Job Has Caused Rex Ryan To Lose Over 400 Pounds

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Good damn. I gotta apply for that job.

Man, I bet all the other playoff teams are shaking in their boots after that showdown