what I expect of YOU

JWHooper · Aug 28, 2008

I expect you to treat my every word with reverence, like the defecations of the Dalai Lama. When I ask a question, it is your DUTY to answer it to the best of your ability, providing links -- don't suggest that I read FAQs, or just f*cking Google it! If I wanted to f*cking Google it, I would f*cking Google it, motherf*ckers.

Most of all, no matter how dumb, redundant, or boring my questions are, and no matter how much you doubt I even care about the answer but suspect that I am just posting out of boredom, it is your job to ENTERTAIN ME. Can't you see that I am a Premium Supporter? I paid good money to force you to be my friend, so start acting like it whether you want to or not.

I am sick and tired of being ignored around here. I'd better be shown some respect soon or I WILL RESIGN MY MEMBERSHIP, if I actually have some kind of membership.

I have a decal. Now let's see a little respect.

Evan! · Aug 28, 2008

Sprinkle a couple if'n's in there, and I do believe we have CH v2.0.

Brooklyn-Brewtality · Aug 28, 2008

Lifetime > Premium...

so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

flyangler18 · Aug 28, 2008

Man, I really hope this is just some good natured fun. :tank:

Soulive · Aug 28, 2008

BerserkerBrew said:
Lifetime > Premium...

so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

+1...:rockin:

Boerderij_Kabouter · Aug 28, 2008

I also hope this is a joke. But either way I am pretty glad to be around for it as I missed CH v1.0.

JWHooper · Aug 28, 2008

BerserkerBrew said:
Lifetime > Premium...

so, sit down, shut up, and get me a ****ing beer

Hey, that is what I call an EPIC FAIL in the respect department. You ought not to talk to me that way if'n you enjoy your lawnmower blade free skull, mMmmmm Hmmmm.

tuckferrorists · Aug 28, 2008

I still don't have my decal. I'm the pissed one!

Boerderij_Kabouter · Aug 28, 2008

Iffen I find out your keeding I will smack you with a wet noodle.

Brewing Clamper · Aug 28, 2008

CH? Are you thinking of whom I think your thinking of?

Soulive · Aug 28, 2008

Brewing Clamper said:
CH? Are you thinking of whom I think your thinking of?

She/he who is not mentioned...

JWHooper · Aug 28, 2008

I have to commute home. That's right, I'm the guy whose taxes pay for you to lie around all day, on the dole, you bums. If you had any honor you would write poems in my honor.

That is what I will expect to see when I check back tonight.

Try not to DISAPPOINT me again.

flyangler18 · Aug 28, 2008

She/he who is not mentioned...

Like Kaiser Sose.

I was bored a while back and dug up some of those old threads- what a riot.

Evan! · Aug 28, 2008

yeah, like I'm supposed to eek out a sliver of respect for someone with nothing but apfelwein and welch's prison hooch in his fridge...

arturo7 · Aug 28, 2008

tuckferrorists said:
I still don't have my decal. I'm the pissed one!

I had a decal
could not pick where to stick it
so now it is lost

if I had stuck it
even to the saddest spot
I would still have it

TheJadedDog · Aug 28, 2008

Stop it, these flashbacks are hurting me.

foppa78 · Aug 28, 2008

It would have been a lot funnier if not a single person replied.

John Beere · Aug 28, 2008

What the hell is wrong with you people - she's my #1 friend! We hang out all the time - take long walks together. She's the best. Iffen you'd just open your hearts, you too could understand our forbidden love.

pjj2ba · Aug 28, 2008

Hmmmm...... a poem. Let's make it a group project. I'll start.

There once was an HBTer named Hooper

Next line anyone?

Eastside Brewer · Aug 28, 2008

pjj2ba said:
Hmmmm...... a poem. Let's make it a group project. I'll start.

There once was an HBTer named Hooper

Next line anyone?

...... some thought he was a real pooper......

Rezilynt · Aug 28, 2008

even at work, he was in a drunken stupor....

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 28, 2008

JWHooper said:
I expect you to treat my every word with reverence, like the defecations of the Dalai Lama. When I ask a question, it is your DUTY to answer it to the best of your ability, providing links -- don't suggest that I read FAQs, or just f*cking Google it! If I wanted to f*cking Google it, I would f*cking Google it, motherf*ckers.

Me so hawny!! Gimme 5 dollah! 5 Dollah! I love you long time!

Most of all, no matter how dumb, redundant, or boring my questions are, and no matter how much you doubt I even care about the answer but suspect that I am just posting out of boredom, it is your job to ENTERTAIN ME. Can't you see that I am a Premium Supporter? I paid good money to force you to be my friend, so start acting like it whether you want to or not.

Guard well the ring Frodo, it will protect you, but it will condemn you if you allow it.

I am sick and tired of being ignored around here. I'd better be shown some respect soon or I WILL RESIGN MY MEMBERSHIP, if I actually have some kind of membership.

I'm on top of the world Ma!!!

I have a decal. Now let's see a little respect.

I got a brand new pair of roller skates.....

You really need to work on your rants!

Eastside Brewer · Aug 28, 2008

.......not to be confused with his little brother Cooper...... No, Hooper likes to think he's Super........

Eastside

Brandon O · Aug 28, 2008

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JWHooper · Aug 28, 2008

I saved this article from the New York Times over 10 years ago for just such an occassion:

NY Times Article

Oh, and my Welch's wine and Apfelwein are GREAT!

arturo7 · Aug 28, 2008

You've been waiting 10 years to spring that?

Revvy · Aug 28, 2008

Brandon O said:
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That's cool!!!!

Can you make this into an ascii graphic, or should I just post it here as is to convey my thought on this

(this thread is too grammatically correct to be a drucken ramble...and no mention of code monkeys either...sheesh, the kids these days, don't know how to ramble correctly.)

BigKahuna · Aug 28, 2008

Just for the record...look HERE, and HERE, and HERE!

Really....Look, You'll laugh.

Short Drive · Aug 28, 2008

ffft! noob.

NJTomatoguy · Aug 28, 2008

Brandon O said:
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What he said

RDWHAHB :mug:

JWHooper · Aug 28, 2008

Hey, it was at least ten years ago before Rick Roll. The main thing is that you clicked on it, like morons.

NJTomatoguy · Aug 28, 2008

T'is been a very entertaining thread

Thanks.

arturo7 · Aug 28, 2008

JWHooper said:
Hey, it was at least ten years ago before Rick Roll. The main thing is that you clicked on it, like morons.

So you are saying that someone who may have in interest in what you are saying is a moron...?

OK, I'll go with that.

Beerthoven · Aug 28, 2008

JWHooper said:
I saved this article from the New York Times over 10 years ago for just such an occassion:

NY Times Article

That was both awesome and pathetic at the same time. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

This thread delivers!

JWHooper · Aug 29, 2008

arturo7 said:
So you are saying that someone who may have in interest in what you are saying is a moron...?

OK, I'll go with that.

Finally, someone understands me. Wow, Apfelwein is stronger than it seems when you first start drinking it.

I think that we have bonded enough now.

Professor Frink · Aug 29, 2008

Beerthoven said:
That was both awesome and pathetic at the same time. I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

This thread delivers!

Indeed.

bethlehembrewer · Aug 29, 2008

Wasn't there a WTF thread??? If not can this be it???? Is this a joke or is this real?

Sea · Aug 29, 2008

bethlehembrewer said:
Wasn't there a WTF thread??? If not can this be it???? Is this a joke or is this real?

Oh this is deffinately real! Hooper prabably screams at all the employees at the Taco Bell where he works!

tuckferrorists · Aug 29, 2008

foppa78 said:
It would have been a lot funnier if not a single person replied.

HAHAHAHAHAH

bethlehembrewer · Aug 29, 2008

Sea said:
Oh this is deffinately real! Hooper prabably screams at all the employees at the Taco Bell where he works!

Ok then. Mods please change the name to WTF. I mean seriously. This isn't pay for friends, its pay for use of the site. Trust me, if someone had to pay for my friendship it would cost a hell of a lot more. And it's sad someone would think they paid to have friends, very sad in fact.

It would have been great if no one replied!:rockin:

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