Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

I thought cape said things got "crazy" once the season started

ChshreCat said:

Wow, this thread croaked.

Here, let me restart it.

Pats suck. Packers suck. Niners suck.

Discuss all the reasons those statements are true.

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Maybe this will help.

Skins are going to beat the Cowbelles this weekend.

The Steelers are going to kidnap the Pats and have a largy orgy in the Saints locker room together with the Packers (appropriately named in this case).

ChshreCat said:

Wow, this thread croaked.

Here, let me restart it.

Pats suck. Packers suck. Niners suck.

Discuss all the reasons those statements are true.

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Arguments done there haha.

finsfan said:

I thought cape said things got "crazy" once the season started

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Apparently the extremely high levels of suck that is attributed to some new thread visitors has been too much for the thread to overcome.

Cape Brewing said:

Apparently the extremely high levels of suck that is attributed to some new thread visitors has been too much for the thread to overcome.

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Typical pats fan, blaming someone else when they suck. Maybe its the Bengals fault for this thread dying

DrunkleJon said:

Maybe this will help.

Skins are going to beat the Cowbelles this weekend.

The Steelers are going to kidnap the Pats and have a largy orgy in the Saints locker room together with the Packers (appropriately named in this case).

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"cowbelles"? are you f-ing kidding me!? who let a 6 year old girl in here????


hey drunkle, thanks for turning football talk into a tea party. I really enjoyed that.

some of these new thread participants need to be aborted... I doubt they even have the redzones.

motobrewer said:

"cowbelles"? are you f-ing kidding me!? who let a 6 year old girl in here????


hey drunkle, thanks for turning football talk into a tea party. I really enjoyed that.

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You are welcome. Just trying to make you feel at home.

HoppyDaze said:

some of these new thread participants need to be aborted... I doubt they even have the redzones.

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Need to educate some MFers on the wheel there hoppy

Punity said:

Need to educate some MFers on the wheel there hoppy

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Get all statistical wit'em.

finsfan said:

Typical pats fan, blaming someone else when they suck. Maybe its the Bengals fault for this thread dying

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I got a gaffer with yer name on it. Miami blows.

ChshreCat said:

Wow, this thread croaked.

Here, let me restart it.

Pats suck. Packers suck. Niners suck.

Discuss all the reasons those statements are true.

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You forgot to mention yerself.

punkrockdave said:

You forgot to mention yerself.

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Ohahahaha way to bring the heat bruh

punkrockdave said:

You forgot to mention yerself.

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Punity said:

Ohahahaha way to bring the heat bruh

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Yep. I'd come back, but he's liable to open up a big ol' can of "I know you are but what am I" on me. I don't think I can handle that kinda action.

ChshreCat said:

Yep. I'd come back, but he's liable to open up a big ol' can of "I know you are but what am I" on me. I don't think I can handle that kinda action.

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Blah blah blah. When yer **** team wins something you can smack talk.

punkrockdave said:

Blah blah blah. When yer **** team wins something you can smack talk.

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Oh no! This isn't one of those "We have rings that we won a long time ago and even though none of the players that won them are actually here anymore but we cling to that" arguments, is it? LOL

ChshreCat said:

Oh no! This isn't one of those "We have rings that we won a long time ago and even though none of the players that won them are actually here anymore but we cling to that" arguments, is it? LOL

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Now you know why everyone can't stand Seahawk fans.... Oh hold on... They don't even have the rings from a long time ago.... Which is weird because you would have thought they were going for their ninth Super Bowl win in a row this year the way Hawk fans jack either other off.

Because there's nothing like having a long and storied history of losing.

motobrewer said:

Because there's nothing like having a long and storied history of losing.

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... but they have the "12th man"!!

Maybe that 12th man is really there to ensure they lose when it really begins to count. Hence the utter lack of rings and only a single conference championship in ~40 years.

What's more comical is that only conference championship was achieved 2 years after Carolina put up their first. It's sad that they win their conference championship less than half as frequently as a crappy expansion team from the 90s who continues to suck.

Cape Brewing said:

... but they have the "12th man"!!

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hey, our architect created a sound funnel! we must be a good team!

punkrockdave said:

I got a gaffer with yer name on it. Miami blows.

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let me guess. you're a niners fan? in which case I need no come back, they are terrible this year

Wait, it could be even better, you're a raiders fan?!

Cape Brewing said:

Now you know why everyone can't stand Seahawk fans.... Oh hold on... They don't even have the rings from a long time ago....

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So you don't like the fans because their team didn't win a championship before they were born? That makes perfect sense. New England logic; gotta love it.

Something stinks more than usual from the Meadowlands, Giants fans....

No... I don't like fans who talk a game wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bigger than their team's record can support. Ok, sure, we're in a trash talk thread so you boneheads get a bit of a pass but... Outside of this thread you would have thought they were TMDTOTM... Which is ridiculous. We all know who that is.

Seahawks!

Cape Brewing said:

Now you know why everyone can't stand Seahawk fans.... Oh hold on... They don't even have the rings from a long time ago.... Which is weird because you would have thought they were going for their ninth Super Bowl win in a row this year the way Hawk fans jack either other off.

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No, we just have a team that's better than yours RIGHT NOW. But that doesn't count. LOL

ChshreCat said:

No, we just have a team that's better than yours RIGHT NOW. But that doesn't count. LOL

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How do you figure? You going to toss out stats, or you gonna say something like "beast mode runs harder than Blount"?

bluemoose said:

How do you figure? You going to toss out stats, or you gonna say something like "beast mode runs harder than Blount"?

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relevant fact

on another note this Peterson thing is sickening and i hope this bastard gets a shiv to the kidneys in prison.

Punity said:

on another note this Peterson thing is sickening and i hope this bastard gets a shiv to the kidneys in prison.

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relevant fact.

yeah...beating a two year old to death is pretty insane. Who does that?

finsfan said:

let me guess. you're a niners fan? in which case I need no come back, they are terrible this year

Wait, it could be even better, you're a raiders fan?!

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Patriots actually, you know, one of those good teams.

If this thread doesn't liven up I'm going to start telling you all about my fantasy football teams. None of us want that.

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

HoppyDaze said:

Ducks just rolled the Huskies for the tenth year in a row. They are dominant. They would easily beat the Patriots.

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And Oregon covered again for me. Feckers have made me a bunch of money this year.

There are some horrendous games this weekend. Other than the NE vs NO game.

And by the way thanks for all the donations. This is the new, sexier me.

I was forced to this state kicking and screaming from AZ by way of Milwaukee originally.

And if the Packer / Ravens game is actually close then it sucked. Or GB better get their **** together.

New England better get their **** together, saints need a loss.

Congrats on the successful sex change operation Desert. You look amazing girl