The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

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Actually, the best part is the preparatory stir-age that's occurring undetected behind the scenes. Do you think his head will actually explode when it happens or will he pick up a high caliber weapon and come looking for blood? And will he come after me or you?
 
High caliber weapon.... and you.... Cuz of course, you know me... I'll just say, "that's what Paul told me to put", and that would be 1,000,000% believable.


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Ya think maybe he's overcompensating for a certain shortage?


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In storage at my neighbors. Don't have fermenter capacity for 45 gallons yet


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So since the last time I've been here Her Imperial LeeAnne-ness has set up a movie studio in the basement with klieg lights and reflecting screen, the whole works.

"WTF, you producing pornos down here?"

"Not me, it's my wife's hobby."

Then he thought about what he had just said and started back peddling like Lance Armstrong.

"Photography. Really. She doesn't do pornos with me."

I just looked at him.

"No, I mean we don't do pornos together,"

I keep looking at him.

"****. I'm just going to stop talking"






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paulthenurse said:
I'm going to be pouring for The Bog. Just need to decide which set of meson bike shorts and jersey I should pour myself into.


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That sounds so hot. I mean, now that you're a senior citizen and all, it's probably the best you can do.
 
For the record, Paul will not be pouring on our behalf.

That is all.

Side note: Firkins ordered today for the ACBF... Naturally carbonating the mild and will be pouring it on an engine from a true cask.


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All fancy for ACBF? Didn't you learn last year that it is about getting super drunk in the first 10 minutes and then standing in lines bragging about how drunk you are?

Save the Firkin for something that people might remember you having a firkin... Preferrably involving yoga pants...like a firkin yoga pant night or something...
 
Cape Brewing said:
For the record, Paul will not be pouring on our behalf.

That is all.
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That's ok. I'll just stand in front of your booth all day and fart. I'll load up the day before on cabbage and beans so my nearly inexhaustible supply of natural gas will be a cloud of toxic deadly fumes guaranteed to leave those who survive with PTSD. I'll be sure to tell everyone who comes by how great the Bog Water really is, even if it makes one a little gassy.

That is all.


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paulthenurse said:
That's ok. I'll just stand in front of your booth all day and fart. I'll load up the day before on cabbage and beans so my nearly inexhaustible supply of natural gas will be a cloud of toxic deadly fumes guaranteed to leave those who survive with PTSD. I'll be sure to tell everyone who comes by how great the Bog Water really is, even if it makes one a little gassy.

That is all.
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I don't think that's true. I think you're just saying that trying to be funny on this thread.
 
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