What's your REAL profession? (not engineer)

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WHAT TF Are YOU???!?!??!??!?1

  • Warlock

  • Evil Genius

  • Unicorn

  • My Little Pony

  • Sperm Donor

  • Head Brewer at Butt Cream Factory

  • A freaking HOBBIT

  • DOG

  • Miss Piggy's secret lover

  • Harry freaking Potter

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16votes, 5 voters. Someone has split personalities

Edit: Seriously, shouldn't it be :

A: Warlock
B: Evil Genius
C: Unicorn
D: My Little Pony
E: Sperm Donor
F: Head Brewer at Butt Cream Factory
G: A freaking HOBBIT
H: DOG
I: Miss Piggy's secret lover
J: All of the above, Harry freaking Potter
 
You have to guess! Here's my den.

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Alright. I mean seriously....who is the Freaking Hobbit?

That was a joke, not a serious option.....dammit....
 
IXVolt said:
16votes, 5 voters. Someone has split personalities

Edit: Seriously, shouldn't it be :

A: Warlock
B: Evil Genius
C: Unicorn
D: My Little Pony
E: Sperm Donor
F: Head Brewer at Butt Cream Factory
G: A freaking HOBBIT
H: DOG
I: Miss Piggy's secret lover
J: All of the above, Harry freaking Potter
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As a hot dog street vendor prostitute, I wear many hats.
 
GilaMinumBeer said:
Goddamned geocachers!

Get a fecking iPhone!
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'Caching is awesome.... but iPhones are not. You can get all the same stuff for geocaching on android.


cheezydemon3 said:
Are you suggesting he went home straight from graduation and threw all of his drugs away?
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Yeeaaah... that is a bit silly, isn't it. Probably more like "used up all of the drugs" right after graduation.
 
Okay, now there's 5 freaking hobbits. I try to post some seriously helpful stuff and some people gotta make a joke of it.

I haaaaaate you all.



;)
 
I'm surprised to see my real profession listed, a Unicorn sperm donor. I swear I'm just doing it to pay for college and keep my species alive...
 
H-ost said:
I'm surprised to see my real profession listed, a Unicorn sperm donor. I swear I'm just doing it to pay for college and keep my species alive...
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I tried to be thorough! I think I got every REAL profession that there is.

(Hotdog hooker sounds made-up)

I even had room for one gag job, lol, the freaking Hobbit. Obviously they don't exist.
 
solbes said:
So what are you? I see a lot of geeked out toys: 2 microscopes, an IR thermometer, a thermocouple w/ thermometer, a volt meter, an oscilliscope, a force gauge, a magnifying glass, and other geeky stuff.
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electronics engineer. That's my REAL profession. I work in my PJs mostly. That "force gauge" is actually an oxygen sensor I'm was working on for a client couple of weeks ago. There's a whole new set of crap on that bench now (bluetooth keyboard I'm designing).

At least that's what I do when I'm not working on my stamp collection or brewing ;)
 
passedpawn said:
electronics engineer. That's my REAL profession. I work in my PJs mostly. That "force gauge" is actually an oxygen sensor I'm was working on for a client couple of weeks ago. There's a whole new set of crap on that bench now (bluetooth keyboard I'm designing).

At least that's what I do when I'm not working on my stamp collection or brewing ;)
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Did you make it dark for the photo or is it really that dark?
 
I'm standing up, as tall as I can, for Hobbits who make a few extra greenbacks at the sperm bank. And tomorrow, we take over the world . . .
 

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