Should BigKahuna quit and take over the local paper?

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/genious-retard-91583/

okay, here's your poll...

1) yes
2) yes

But only if there is a weekly craft beer article/review.

We are going to make little changes.....I'll work that one in.

Do you have a fedora yet?

Is this one of those weekly local papers that's just ads and like three articles?

Or is it a serious newspaper?

Not that either one is bad, just wondering what you're in for. The former would honestly probably be easier... just have to get advertising.

I can just see BK and Swmbo now...



Oh wait, maybe you should see the movie His Girl Friday before you decide to work in the newspaper bidness together.

Kilgore_Trout said:

Is this one of those weekly local papers that's just ads and like three articles?

Or is it a serious newspaper?

Not that either one is bad, just wondering what you're in for. The former would honestly probably be easier... just have to get advertising.

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It's pretty much what we call Scrap Book Journalism. It's a town of 2800 people that get the paper to see the pictures of their grand kids playing basketball.

It's totally just a friendly little weekly. Not any real news except the accidents on the highway, and the county commissioners meeting notes.

Revvy said:

Oh wait, maybe you should see the movie before you decide to work in the newspaper bidness together.

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Yeah, don't find your honey where you find your money.

As far as I know, I'm the only newspaper twit around here. It'll be nice to have company.

BigKahuna said:

It's pretty much what we call Scrap Book Journalism. It's a town of 2800 people that get the paper to see the pictures of their grand kids playing basketball.

It's totally just a friendly little weekly. Not any real news except the accidents on the highway, and the county commissioners meeting notes.

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That's the perfect weekly. Make some additions, keep what they have going and maybe sprinkle in more hard news and you should have a winner.

Is this a subscription paper or a freebie?

Revvy said:

I can just see BK and Swmbo now...

Oh wait, maybe you should see the movie His Girl Friday before you decide to work in the newspaper bidness together.

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Ever seen Citizen Kane?

shecky said:

Is this a subscription paper or a freebie?

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$19.00 Yearly! (We're gonna be rich I tells ya!)

BigKahuna said:

Ever seen Citizen Kane?

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Yeah but we really don't wanna go there do we?

Alone...Miserable...reminiscing about a goddam (SPOILER ALERT)

What's the name of the paper? Postcards from Paradise?

That sounds like quite an adventure! Good Luck.

What all changes do you plan to make?

conpewter said:

That sounds like quite an adventure! Good Luck.

What all changes do you plan to make?

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Step 1)

Change name from Colorado Examiner Post to Beer Examiner Post

Paper? Papers are for faggy large men that run around wearing grass women's clothing...real men quit and take over the world.

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

Paper? Papers are for faggy large men that run around wearing grass women's clothing...real men quit and take over the world.

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Um Hummmm! You need a job don't you?

BigKahuna said:

Um Hummmm! You need a job don't you?

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Yes sir. Id like to be in charge of economics after the revolution is over. Sir.

BuffaloSabresBrewer said:

Yes sir. Id like to be in charge of economics after the revolution is over. Sir.

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Me, and KG....WE're.....We're.....TENACIOUS D EEEEEEEE!

BigKahuna said:

We are going to make little changes.....I'll work that one in.

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Dude. Think...Page 3 Girls.

This is the perfect parlay for some free meals.

The BigKahuna's Local Eatery Review.

BierMuncher said:

This is the perfect parlay for some free meals.

The BigKahuna's Local Eatery Review.

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Meh....3 restaurants in town....they all SUCK.....I'll play that card at the RockBottom in Colorado Springs though....see if it works.

You should add a beer tasting tips section.

Its kind of neat to see who chooses option 1 and option 2. Right now it's 16-14....pretty even.

man, that idiot poll designer had "Yes" and "Yes" - oh wait, it was me

AZ_IPA said:

man, that idiot poll designer had "Yes" and "Yes" - oh wait, it was me

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DUDE....I hate your avatar! There are only 2 things in this world that really scare the **** out of me with a deep carnal fear that I can not overcome....one of them is snakes...the other is heights.




I still think it's interesting....especially when it was a bigger spread.....at one time it was #1 = 4 and #2 was like 11

BigKahuna said:

DUDE....I hate your avatar! There are only 2 things in this world that really scare the **** out of me with a deep carnal fear that I can not overcome....one of them is snakes...the other is heights.

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There, is that better mead boy?

Good luck with your new venture and I hope this poll convinced you to make the decision you did!

AZ_IPA said:

There, is that better mead boy?

Good luck with your new venture and I hope this poll convinced you to make the decision you did!

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The poll was the Deciding factor!

With a mead that looks like that....I'd have that thing tattooed on my forehead!

BigKahuna said:

The poll was the Deciding factor!

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There goes the neighborhood...

How the hell did the poll get 1.7 million votes?? I call ballot box stuffing! The election is over!