Free Dog To A Good Home

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.




I cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.'

Where can i pick him up. My kinda dog :rockin:

Dadrick said:

Where can i pick him up. My kinda dog :rockin:

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Are you strong enough to EVEN pick him up!?!?!

That is the kind of dog you attach to the front of your car to save on gas mileage

Dadrick said:

Where can i pick him up. My kinda dog :rockin:

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I live on the east side of Des Moines. Bring a saddle with yah!

He ate my Babe Ruth baseball!

I'll bring my horse trailer to pick him up.

That's an awesome dog, wish I lived closer. Who's the gal?

P.S. good use of perspective.

is he honestly your dog and are you honetly getting rid of him?

He looks awesome. Me and the misses have always had Bernese Mt. Dogs and they're good sized boys but he's a monster!

conpewter said:

Who's the gal?

P.S. good use of perspective.

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She's my beer wench! I keep her in the basement, I just hollar down there when I need another beer. SWMBO doesn't like me leaving my beer stuff laying about the house or in the kitchen.

I don't know, I just liked the picture.

Cape Brewing said:

is he honestly your dog and are you honetly getting rid of him?

He looks awesome. Me and the misses have always had Bernese Mt. Dogs and they're good sized boys but he's a monster!

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This is just a joke. I think the picture is photo-shopped. Look at right side of the dog. There are rectangle things on his/her side.

Shadows from the rocks. I doesn't look 'shopped (I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.)...

But I do think it is a play on perspective (the gal is sitting further back than the dog), some of the same filmography tricks used to make hobbits seem so much smaller than Gandalf.

Cape Brewing said:

is he honestly your dog and are you honetly getting rid of him?

He looks awesome. Me and the misses have always had Bernese Mt. Dogs and they're good sized boys but he's a monster!

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Berners rule. Mine turned 12 this past november.

Parker36 said:

He ate my Babe Ruth baseball!

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Dammit! Ya beat me to it!

conpewter said:

Shadows from the rocks. I doesn't look 'shopped (I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.)...

But I do think it is a play on perspective (the gal is sitting further back than the dog), some of the same filmography tricks used to make hobbits seem so much smaller than Gandalf.

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Ya my dad taught me to do the same thing with fish. If you caught a big one, you held it out as far away as you could so it looked bigger in the picture.

That's not a dog. That's a lawn horse.

WOW - I just passed 2800!!!!!

Schlenkerla said:

WOW - I just passed 2800!!!!!

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small potatoes

Hey GS, welcome to HBT!

Many people make their first post in the Introductions Forum. But you have chosen to necropost in DRMM.


Bra-voh!

I actually like this, because I never got to see the original post before. Cool dog!

Some people who lived by a friend had a pair of dogs that were big enough to ride. I don't know what kind they were, but they were named Atlas and Thor. Too bad they were the kind of people who left their dogs tied up out back. Then again, I'm not sure their house was big enough for the two of them!

The dog is a South African Boerboel. They can actually get that big if you over feed them. Friggin awesome dogs too! Right now I'm trying to talk my wife into letting me get one but she wants a stupid yorkie...

Don't let her get a yorkie. My buddy gave in to that...it is the way of nightmares...

DeathBrewer said:

Don't let her get a yorkie. My buddy gave in to that...it is the way of nightmares...

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Its prolly better than a chihuahua...

All those little yappers are no good. You may find 1 in a million that doesn't bark constantly and is good with dogs and people, but no amount of training will fix most of those ****ers if you get a screwy one.

DeathBrewer said:

All those little yappers are no good. You may find 1 in a million that doesn't bark constantly and is good with dogs and people, but no amount of training will fix most of those ****ers if you get a screwy one.

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That's the truth!

SWMBO's friend had two them. We used to dog sit for her friend. One pissed every time the doorbell rang. The other was a yappin' bark-a-frickin-holic. The SOB always wanted to be on my lap. I found it to be rather annoying too. My GD leg would fall asleep.

The damn thing farted constantly.

Yeah, the urination thing is a problem with those little skittish dogs.