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jtkratzer said:
Coming from a fan who probably has thrown organic matter onto the ice on more than one occassion for no other reason than everyone else was doing it. And now the Vancouver ****** bags want to throw fish on the ice like they're original. We just throw fans into the away team's penalty box in Philly.
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Plus smoke bombs and 'slightly off topic' batteries.
Do you even think before you post?

The reason the thread is thriving is it's playoff season and everyone's Ready to start busting there opponents fans balls.
Just so happened that you being the most frequent poster in this thread and an easy target where first on the chopping board.
 
Leeds1 said:
90% of the Penguins fan base had no idea that hockey existed in Pittsburgh prior to 2005.
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Leeds1 - This one is getting old. Please tell us, as a Flyer's fan, about your hockey expertise and history! We all want to be amazed and are humbled by your (and the entire Flyer's fan base) knowledge of the sport!
 
FreshZ said:
Sooooo, who is stoked about that Florida / New Jersey series??

Yea, no one.

Can we all agree on the fact that the NBC broadcast sucks compared to the local broadcast? I don't know if it's like that everywhere, but it sure is true in STL. I try to pick which games to attend based on that. Pierre McGuire is a moron. Where's Melrose, Don Cherry, or John Buccigross???
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Mickey Redmond and Keith Daniels are great! Bingo bango!
 
Hell yes Bingo Bango, or how about Murph's "Blow dart" comment when someone goes down?! I can't wait for Wednesday, these might be the closest playoffs yet. I am really hoping Philly puts it to Kidney and the Penguins. GO WINGS!!
 
copyright1997 said:
Leeds1 - This one is getting old. Please tell us, as a Flyer's fan, about your hockey expertise and history! We all want to be amazed and are humbled by your (and the entire Flyer's fan base) knowledge of the sport!
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What does my "hockey expertise and history" have to do with the fact the Pens fans are nothing but bandwagon yinzers who didn't know hockey existed in Pittsburgh prior to 2005?
 
Leeds1 said:
What does my "hockey expertise and history" have to do with the fact the Pens fans are nothing but bandwagon yinzers who didn't know hockey existed in Pittsburgh prior to 2005?
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Well, you seem to think you have expertise regarding the Pittsburgh fan base. Tell us all about your expertise, we await your wisdom. Or you just another a-hole from the Gettysburg area who occasionally goes to the "big city" (that would be Harrisburg to see the Bears) to see a game?
 
COPYRIGHT1997 said:
Leeds1 - This one is getting old. Please tell us, as a Flyer's fan, about your hockey expertise and history! We all want to be amazed and are humbled by your (and the entire Flyer's fan base) knowledge of the sport!
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The truth. It hurts.


copyright1997 said:
Well, you seem to think you have expertise regarding the Pittsburgh fan base. Tell us all about your expertise, we await your wisdom. Or you just another a-hole from the Gettysburg area who occasionally goes to the "big city" (that would be Harrisburg to see the Bears) to see a game?
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ahem, the bears play in Hershey ... see you pens fans don't know anything!;)

Haha, is it wednesday yet ... I'd like to actually talk about the games!
 
Barnzy02 said:
ahem, the bears play in Hershey ... see you pens fans don't know anything!;)

Haha, is it wednesday yet ... I'd like to actually talk about the games!
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Very good. :) Yes, I know where Hershey is, have been there quite a few times (have friends that live around there). But still, great comeback.

Here's something to get y'all going: NHL.COM predictions:
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=626836

I don't know whether to be happy that 5 of 7 of the NHL.com writers picked the Penguins over the Flyers or to be worried given idiot writers. NHL.com international staff picked the Pens over Flyers 4-2, and both the Network Analysts picked the Pens over the Flyers.

Since Kimelman and Morreale picked the Flyers, I think the NHL should fine them and force them to publically apologize to the Penguins. :)

In further breaking news, jtkratzer has taken a poll of the officials, and now has further evidence that the NHL is out to get the Flyers.
 
You probably should be worried. The Flyers never do well when they're considered the 'favorite'. Just look at the Boston series last year ... compared to the year before that.

Pitt, IMO, is easily the favorite. Best player in the league this year, best player in the world coming back to one of the hottest teams in the last month of the season.

This one will definitely come down to the Goalies, and for once, the Flyers are pretty equal there, assuming Month of March Bryz shows up.

The two 4v5 matchups should easily be the most entertaining.

with that said, enough of the niceties:
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**** THE PENQUEENS!
 
Barnzy02 said:
You probably should be worried. The Flyers never do well when they're considered the 'favorite'. Just look at the Boston series last year ... compared to the year before that.

Pitt, IMO, is easily the favorite. Best player in the league this year, best player in the world coming back to one of the hottest teams in the last month of the season.

This one will definitely come down to the Goalies, and for once, the Flyers are pretty equal there, assuming Month of March Bryz shows up.

The two 4v5 matchups should easily be the most entertaining.

with that said, enough of the niceties:

**** THE PENQUEENS!
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I love Crosby but that pic is hilarious.

I can't wait for the NHL to screw up the awards again. Erik Karlsson for the Norris is a joke. The guy is glorified power play specialist. Supposed to be best overall d-man. Chara, Pietrangelo, or Weber should get it.
 
thedingo said:
Do you even think before you post?.
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Coming from you? That's funny. I actually post stuff to discuss rather than blabber out insults and bullsh*t about who is the superior fan.

copyright1997 said:
Very good. :) Yes, I know where Hershey is, have been there quite a few times (have friends that live around there). But still, great comeback.

Here's something to get y'all going: NHL.COM predictions:
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=626836

I don't know whether to be happy that 5 of 7 of the NHL.com writers picked the Penguins over the Flyers or to be worried given idiot writers. NHL.com international staff picked the Pens over Flyers 4-2, and both the Network Analysts picked the Pens over the Flyers.

Since Kimelman and Morreale picked the Flyers, I think the NHL should fine them and force them to publically apologize to the Penguins. :)

In further breaking news, jtkratzer has taken a poll of the officials, and now has further evidence that the NHL is out to get the Flyers.
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Scott Burnside always picks the Pens, over anyone. Every analyst wants a blowjob from Crosby's purdy mouth. Look at the picture previously posted.

Flyers are rarely picked as favorites, usually because of the goaltending and injuries are part of it this year with Pronger out. This is going to be the most interesting matchup in the first round based on the hatred, the records, and the statistical similarities. Should make for great hockey.

I'm happy to Grossy signed to an extension and that he and Briere are going to be ready to go tomorrow night.

I'm just waiting for someone to put a big hit on Crosby or Malkin, knocking one or both out of the game/series and seeing the vitriolic screaming hissy fits about how "dirty" the Flyers play after Vitale's hit on Grossman and the how all the analysts are talking about how tough the Pens are this year.

I can't wait for tomorrow.

Nashville/Detroit and Van/LA are the two in the West I'll try to catch. Ottawa/Rags should be a good one.
 
copyright1997 said:
Well, you seem to think you have expertise regarding the Pittsburgh fan base. Tell us all about your expertise, we await your wisdom. Or you just another a-hole from the Gettysburg area who occasionally goes to the "big city" (that would be Harrisburg to see the Bears) to see a game?
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Bwahaha....you can't even bust balls correctly. Typical idiot yinzer, keep up the good work.
 
FreshZ said:
I love Crosby but that pic is hilarious.

I can't wait for the NHL to screw up the awards again. Erik Karlsson for the Norris is a joke. The guy is glorified power play specialist. Supposed to be best overall d-man. Chara, Pietrangelo, or Weber should get it.
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Chara? Christ, do you even watch hockey? Chara has not had a Norris quality season.

Weber? Who does he play with again? Oh ya, Suter, who deserves it more than Weber.

Pietrangelo? Obvious homer is obvious. He's +16 (on a defensive team), just like Karlsson, but with a little more than half the points.

Karlsson? Best offensive d-man since the Paul Coffey days.

If Karlsson was as bad defensively as people see to think he is, based I assume on last year's play, I would agree. But he's not that bad. Have you even seen him play or are you just parroting what the St Louis media is telling you? He plays against the oppositions top lines, dummy. He is not a "glorified pp specialist".

Norris trophy is not for the best defensive defenseman. It's for the best all around defenseman. EK's decent defensive play combined with absolutely mind blowing offensive play makes him the best alll around defenseman.


EK doesn't play the pk for a good reason, btw. If he is a beast on the PP and at even strength, why would you play him on the PK? That's just smart coaching.

Do yourself a favour and smarten up before posting about things you obviously don't know much about (aka hockey. Isn't there a baseball thread you should go yap in somewhere?).

edit: here's a link for a novel on the subject:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=nc-nhl_senators_erik_karlsson_norris_trophy032612
here's another good one:
http://www.the6thsens.com/2012-articles/april/themyththaterikkarlssoncannotkillpenalties939319.html
 
Leeds1 said:
Bwahaha....you can't even bust balls correctly. Typical idiot yinzer, keep up the good work.
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Wow, this is your comeback?

Leeds1 said:
The series is going revolve around the officiating, Bettman and the NHL have made that perfectly clear.
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I see you are already getting the excuses ready.

Edit: I'm feeling a repeat of the 09 series...Pittsburgh in 6.
 
Here's a stat for ya.

Karlsson averaged 0:33 per game on the PK

Weber 2:16, Pietrangelo 3:12, Chara 2:43

Giving the Norris to a guy who isn't trusted by his coach to kill penalties would be a travesty.
 
arturo7 said:
Here's a stat for ya.

Karlsson averaged 0:33 per game on the PK

Weber 2:16, Pietrangelo 3:12, Chara 2:43

Giving the Norris to a guy who isn't trusted by his coach to kill penalties would be a travesty.
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+1. The 1st priority for a defenseman is to play defense.
 
StittsvilleJames said:
Karlsson? Best offensive d-man since the Paul Coffey days.
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You really think that Karlsson is better on offense than LeTang? Karlsson is a great resource for the Senators and has had a very good year...but you must be smoking something pretty good to believe what you wrote.

[I'm not suggesting LeTang for this years award...he was out half of the season.]
 
copyright1997 said:
You really think that Karlsson is better on offense than LeTang? Karlsson is a great resource for the Senators and has had a very good year...but you must be smoking something pretty good to believe what you wrote.

[I'm not suggesting LeTang for this years award...he was out half of the season.]
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This is among the most ridiculous things I have ever read.
Letang's best offensive year on a team with Crosby, and Malkin, is 50 points (in 82 games in 2010/11).

Don't be so dumb.

Edit: and don't write LeTang. It's not spelled with a capital T. All that does is make you look *****ey in addition to retarded.
 
rjwhite41 said:
+1. The 1st priority for a defenseman is to play defense.
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The first priority of EVERYONE on the team is to win the games.
Karlsson does this by putting up 78 points and playing a decent defensive game.

Bottom line is that Ottawa wins more games because of Karlsson. Give him the Hart trophy as well!
 
LOL @ Columbus. Can't even finish last properly....Edmonton gonig to be pretty sick in a couple years. Although, I think i would trade down to 2 or 3, and draft a defenseman (Murray) and get a couple other picks or prospects to go with it. No need for Yakupov when you have RNH, Hall, and Eberle already.
 
StittsvilleJames said:
Don't worry, I also think he'll win the Conn Smythe!

Buckle up Ranger bitches! You're up first!
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I'm glad you said this. While embarrassing yourself and showing off your lack of hockey knowledge, you also saved me the time of responding to you previous idiotic post. Thanks!!
 
All of the combined "hockey knowledge" from the East coast and a few Canadians on here wouldn't be enough to clone Pierre Mcguire.
 
Canucks or Nashville vs NY or Boston in the finals. You heard it here first. I'm not saying Penguins because I think whichever team comes out of the series will be too physically destroyed to pull it off.

Though as much as I REALLY hate to say it (and I mean REALLY), I think Ottawa has a legitimate chance of upsetting NY. They are better than an 8th seed should be, and the season series was 3-1 in their favor... anything can happen. Lundqvist has to be stellar if NY wants to advance.
 
The thing you're forgetting about Nashville, the play the Wings in the first round.

Meh, that was weak sauce, Nashville probably gets the red and white monkey off their backs this year.
 
wildwest450 said:
The thing you're forgetting about Nashville, the play the Wings in the first round.
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Nope. I definitely didn't forget that :) It's okay to be a homer though... I understand.
 
Completely has nothing to do with me being a Flyers fan, but for the sake of every non-Pittsburgh fan, I want to see the Flyers win just so I don't have to hear the slurping noises Scott Burnside makes when he's constantly sucking their d*cks in every interview...it's kind of gross.

"No one in the NHL is even capable of playing with them and they don't even deserve to have their ice tarnished by a lesser opponent. *slurp, whipes face*"

I paraphrased, but that's what it sounded like.
 
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