bernerbrau
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Consider us family.
Aw shucks. Wait a sec, this means I can start asking pointless favors of you guys. This could work to my advantage...
Consider us family.
Dont ever forget that it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission!
Aw shucks. Wait a sec, this means I can start asking pointless favors of you guys. This could work to my advantage...
And just like family we will find some excuse and not do anything.
I say, "It's good. Nice and malty."
"MALTY?!" She practically screams. "It's not malty, it's hoppy!"
"Well there's definitely a hop character to it but it's definitely maltier in overall flavor. It's a barley wine, it's supposed to be malty."
"No, Derek. It's hoppy. I don't like malty beer."
And like that, the conversation was over. I wonder if there's any hope.
Yes, do not come in looking for sympathy because doesn't identify the flavor profile of her Barley Wine accurately enough. Most of us are lucky to have our parents taste our brews.This rant was over as soon as you said your mom likes barleywine. That has to be one of the coolest mom's I know.
Wishing we would get back to discussing perverted men of the cloth getting with your mom speaks of a very troubling childhood and could explain some those rough times in childhood that helped develop your defense mechanisms.I'm not entirely sure she knows what a pale ale is. As I said, she's a hophead, more or less exclusively so.
All in favor of dragging this thread right back off topic and talking about my marriage/Revvy dating my mom, now...
you can't appeal the revoking of a man card while saying "SO" about everything. This is how my 12 year old sister speaks. OMG he's SOO cute!"I am so appealing this. Also, if any of you asses are ever in Nashville, you are so not invited to hang out and drink at my place.
Why is the guy who accidently turns Pale Ales into Barley Wines challenging anyone to a brew contest? Not to mention our ManCards are not in question here.That's it, it is so on. I challenge all y'all to a brew-off. Tastiest beer (to be judged by an impartial panel) wins and gets to keep his man card.
Chicks dig dude's with glasses is something you're mother invented the day you had to get glasses so you wouldn't feel so bad about being made fun of the next day in elementry school. Hot Chicks in adult life dig guys with glasses that also HAPPEN to have jobs that offer $20K raisesCaptain of the Academic Team, actually. I could probably out-trivia any one of you. Chicks dig dudes with glasses.
you say as you walk away to read the newest harry Potter novel and your hot wife drives off to the club with her freinds.Somehow this turned into Junior High all over again. You can all kiss my ass. I am now leaving to go have sex with my young, attractive wife. Good night.
Oh we've ALL met your wife! haha ok, that was too much.Obviously, you've never met my wife.
That is the special love that only this forum can offer. It's like my group of friends. If we're not bashing you constantly and slamming you everytime you mess up at something, you're not really part of the group.I can just feel the love overflowing here.
Chicks dig dude's with glasses is something you're mother invented the day you had to get glasses so you wouldn't feel so bad about being made fun of the next day in elementry school. Hot Chicks in adult life dig guys with glasses that also HAPPEN to have jobs that offer $20K raises
Dudes with glasses tend to become those guys with jobs that offer $20K raises. Mostly because we're intelligent (YES, I know myopia and intelligence aren't actually related) and sucked at physical stuff and had to pick something else to excel at. It has been my observation that as I grow older, my access to attractive women has increased substantially.
I wish I would have found this thread earlier. There are so many things I missed the chance to comment on. Lets see here. back to the beginning. All in good fun of course. Heck of a disclaimer eh
Yes, do not come in looking for sympathy because doesn't identify the flavor profile of her Barley Wine accurately enough. Most of us are lucky to have our parents taste our brews.
Wishing we would get back to discussing perverted men of the cloth getting with your mom speaks of a very troubling childhood and could explain some those rough times in childhood that helped develop your defense mechanisms.
you can't appeal the revoking of a man card while saying "SO" about everything. This is how my 12 year old sister speaks. OMG he's SOO cute!"
Why is the guy who accidently turns Pale Ales into Barley Wines challenging anyone to a brew contest? Not to mention our ManCards are not in question here.
Chicks dig dude's with glasses is something you're mother invented the day you had to get glasses so you wouldn't feel so bad about being made fun of the next day in elementry school. Hot Chicks in adult life dig guys with glasses that also HAPPEN to have jobs that offer $20K raises
you say as you walk away to read the newest harry Potter novel and your hot wife drives off to the club with her freinds.
Oh we've ALL met your wife! haha ok, that was too much.
That is the special love that only this forum can offer. It's like my group of friends. If we're not bashing you constantly and slamming you everytime you mess up at something, you're not really part of the group.
All in Brew Love.
Except about the ALL of us meeting your wife. Maybe a little too much.
ok ok ok, im just going to go ahead and say sorry right now for that.
.....Seriously, my ass is sore and I want to go home.
So, you been drinking with shecky huh?
So, you been drinking with shecky huh?
I knew something was amiss when he handed me that cloudy, bluish beer...
You cant turn your "barleywine" back into a pale no matter what you do!
So, you been drinking with shecky huh?
Someone should have warned you about that!
That could be the funniest comment yet on this!
I knew something was amiss when he handed me that cloudy, bluish beer...
So, I see that in breaking away to pick my daughter up at pre-school that this turned into a thread bashing me. That's fine. You will get your commupence.Well, that and the fact he puts away the guitar and breaks out the banjo.
You shall be smited.
Crap, you're correct.I believe the correct term is "smoten".
I believe the correct term is "smoten".
I'm human. It won't happen again.Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.
I'm human. It won't happen again.
Today.
Human?!?!?! Well, my images of you have just been dashed on the rocks....
And had I known that you were off on such a noble quest, I would not have stooped to dragging your good name through the mud like that..... snicker, snicker....
Im going to go duck and hit. The universe must be getting torn to shreds, sheky was just corrected for a gramatical error.
Dontja get it Bernie...you passed all are noob tests to be part of our "postwhore posse"...I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...it proved you were pretty much a good Joe....that's probably why they've stuck around and jostled with you some more...
Dontja get it Bernerbits...you passed all are noob tests to be part of our "postwhore posse"...I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...it proved you were pretty much a good Joe....that's probably why they've stuck around and jostled with you some more...
It's not being a grammar nazi if you correct a grammatical mistake with a worse grammatical mistake.
Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.Hey, I am married! Anytime a little effort on my part can minimize the chances of a "smiting", I go with it!
My wife is Hispanic... She will smack your ass in the back of the head with a shoe in a minute! Just ask one of the kids.
The last thing I need is a Shecky on my ass too. I do have a max capacity rating on my ass!
creating new users and sigging them with comments about yourself doesn't count. i don't see that in a sig anywhere in this thread.
Getting a bit greedy there, slappy. Skipped right on past premium membership with nary a sniff.Hell I even got in someone's sig for it. That's among the highest honors on any board. Now if someone would only buy me a lifetime membership.
Getting a bit greedy there, slappy. Skipped right on past premium membership with nary a sniff.
Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.
I think that happened the minute you played along with me about your mom...
Hell I even got in someone's sig for it. That's among the highest honors on any board. Now if someone would only buy me a lifetime membership.
Man, there is no wrath like that of a Hispanic woman scorned. I feel for you, so much so that I'll contain my wrath where you are concerned.
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